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rty or more castanet and cellphone playing mariachi crustaceans. The meaning of life would have to wait. He grabbed the nearest senorita and yanked her by the tentacles.
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Debbie does who, what, where? Phillie? Chi-town? La La Land? St. Paul? Sin City? Cin Cin Nati? How can Debbie do all these places and forget to do "Big D"? She most be worn out
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I thought I saw something floating in the water. Since it was not usual to see a body floating in the Thames, I ambled down to take a closer look...amazing...uneaten shepards pie
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with a local king named Minos. We stipulated to the regulators that there would never be a root beer flavored gum. They were not Ogres. That was their one taboo. Human gum was 3rd.
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Will was a scapegoat by trade, and knew they would always blame everything on him. That's why he got the big bucks. He would just shrug off the accusations and brace himself for
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The rolled out the red carpet on the runway. They hired the best photographers and even brought in the best security. Now give us that million dollar smile Crystal Knight.
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Can lead to led poisoning and heartburn. that is why I have staunchly prohibited the following of the laws of physics here in wonderland. The Cheshire cat smiled a toothy grin and
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d. They sailed around the world looking but not until he looked in the mirror did he find the parrot's would be assailant. No! not himself but the boogieman.
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"It's all right love," she leaned in and bit his lower lip seductively. In the morning feeling quite satisfied, I rolled over only then did I realize the extent of my beer goggles.
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squeeze my left boob. He complained a little but that's what I get for having such a boob for an assistant director. The chief did a war dance and my understudy joined in.
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Dad, you ad reads: 83 AMC Pacer $1066 w/curse $8,000 w/o curse. "Como dice el Chino", his dad answered from behind the Funnies. "What does he say?" "Todo se paga, everything gets p
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Grannie Nan's Vegan Foods commercial. My only concern was, I was cheating and didn't want to get caught. I was overwhelmed by the fame and fortune. So much so that I didn't care
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She shrieked, "Eeewe!" but accepted it. " Kermie Darling if this is what it takes to make you give me half frog half pig babies damn it I'm in." She dipped him back. The room shook
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theme that is emerging strong on sedition has attracted my attention. Were they placed there to set the agenda? Or is it provacation? I knew the Pluto-Mars Times did not print fake
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The corpses of dead patriots rose from the ground eerily preserved in elderberry wine and frankincense. I was shocked but secretly wondered who Frank was.
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"Oh no you don't, I know if I do you are going to charge a transfer fee and a storage fee and a collecting fee and..." "Shut up", he said as he pushed me and took my kaleidoscope g
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I longed for the times when I was still new, still fresh. But I have become stale like old bread. I passed the mic to the next recovery member.
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and style. Pink tutus were in fashion. Plugs and wires took form and they created pink tutu web of infinite power. I followed the spider crystal hatchlings as they attempted to ac
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I turned to my co-counsel and mimed asking him "are those the webbed feet you foresaw", that is nail #2. Wait a minute, I just realized that means the prophecy is really in play!
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The way that I concocted to make us really free. Based on my observation that lemon juice enhances whatever warm to hot liquid you put it into, including broths of finality, we use