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. Oh yes they did! They bagged it with a giant brown condom. Red & Bubba began to move it towards the exit. So far, no one noticed,being absorbed with the Sex Olympics pole vault.
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why I have come to maintain my plentiful mind through brain harvesting. That's right I am the zombie. Not just your average mindless walking moaner. I am the force behind the hoard
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underway in nearby Wimbledon. Imagine my vexation at being denied attendance at the tourny by the conflagration in my hotel room. If we weren't rescued soon, we'd miss the main
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into my boot & two more into the back seat. When I reached Appendages, Ltd. they had a check in hand for $10,000.00 quid. I had successfully disposed of the evidence. Off to disney
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dougnut. How could her granny have thought that this was the way to attract boys. She stunk like black death & the indigestion the sauerkraut-flavored doughnuts gave her fire farts
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we backed away from the anomaly slowly. Eventually the field of dreams that had haunted us receded like my hairline. We shot photon torpedos into it, desperately trying to close th
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With all the photographs and names laid out in front of me, I pulled the stack of writing paper towards me and inked my pen, wondering where to start. "Dear Samad..."
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Índia. Era outubro e as chuvas torrenciais da época das moções haviam passado. O periodo passado no mosteiro no Tibet fez meu cabelo crescer e me mesclar melhor com os Hindus.
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Celebrate the full moon with a book full of Bowl ceremony. He found a notebook, in which he wrote about which ghost he would rather meet and who would make the best neighbour.
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over as a barista, tax accountant and parlour magician who was "curious" about twilight dating. Then he texted her: "Nightclan all the way." That Midday mole poser! she thought. Cl
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erself on one of the sharp racks and was threatening to sue Mr. Custard who had invested in Walmart stocks so much he now owned half the company. Mrs. Wong hired a lawyer who
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T to dance the chicken dance in front of the sexy beast men's club. Man was this all a dream? Had those extra z pills affected my judgment? I had to sit down but the tub looked lik
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That cat, straight out of the Cradle, had his paw on the pace of the planet. He didn't mouse around about it either. He put on his big kitty boots and leapt at the chance to best
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We were the only rocks in the ocean of and that was tossed from shore to shore Gilgajovenescity and pi eventually found jobs elsewhere but I remained here for the fortune tellers
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Baby blue. She was the oldest burlesque dancer in the world. Tangerine Tyrant watched her like watching a train wreck. Little did he know while all her wrinkles wiggled in the safe
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the unwanted hero. How ridiculous can this story get? A super techy nerd offered to revise it. He sold the torrid tale of naked space aliens at the super bowl wars to a
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Thank goodness that Lizzie Beth just happened to have a get out of the Grammies free card. She turned it in and went to see the world's best vocal chords expert. He recommend a
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terrace & even agreed to shine my shoes once I introduced myself as Carlos Leon. He shot me just because after the 4th shine I told him he missed some poop- & they locked ME up! I
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naughty... wait, am I talking to myself?" Watson frowned & tried to remember if Sherlock had made good his threat to shoot him up last night with cocaine to prove it wasn't bad for
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even my x-ray vision couldn't make out if Lois was having a threesome or the two ladies had double-teamed that dude in a mud wrestling match. Hating the suspense I smashed thru the