"Because I need to fulfill my dream of becoming a woman, and I need to do it away from everyone that I already know. It's too awkward to transition; I need to just pop-up one day."

er. The strange Beings that applied all seemed flawed some how until Jenny Jelley applied. She was perfect she had lime green hair and 6 peanut butter colored eyes. She could juggl

his head into the large picture window and entered the bar. John Paul went on a rampage. how dare they not believe he was in Led Zeppelin!

The fart smells filled the whole room and the photo op was over. Kids ran waving their arms and throwing props around. The photographer was trampled and the mall cops were called

l. Then Penelope's Chauffeur pulled up & said, "Silliness, my lady did you think you could give me the slip? Get in your father the king is annoyed." Penelope tried to explain but

the Comic con location was lit up on the side.The man in the silver spandex suit was not amused. He pulled out a light sword and lopped my arm right off. Singeing closed the wound.

Sherbet and Sherbet at Peacock ice cream he apparently made a huge mistake by ordering a sundae on Saturday. It apparently was politically incorrect. Mr PC himself was filming it

. He had to land somewhere but, with the Earth melting beneath him where would be safe? The Blue Jay, Jay, settled on the Burj Khalifa tower. It was then that a beam of light

summer. Kale?! a sworn carnivore? She had secretly slipped closer to my vegetarian side of life. I knew if a pushed it would be too soon. Instead, I left some kale on a platter and

& sheeple. They too wanted to know why there was foam in the Tucsawitchichi Creek. Turns out that a local artist was sculpting foam. He was making floating refuges for water birds

the walk of fame. However due to recent political events. It had become the walk of shame. the blue-footed boobies with cement covered feet waddled into a fortune tellers tent

the two kingdoms. That was until a giant dragon appeared and began burning both to the ground. They had to work together. Perhaps this would mean their love could be. He became a k

with the principal fro bringing the whole wooden giraffe collection. "Bogo, do you know why you're in trouble?" He asked. Bogo mumbled about needing to share the giraffe love.

e you're too jealous, uniformed or selfish to handle letting people be. That's why I'm sending you to suffer the last day that each of these victims lived and their genocide.

h made her a formidable predator. Madeline took chunks out of everyone who dared to cause her grief. The trash man who failed to show for a week due to flu had holes a up his arm.

chance to scratch out a living on the dry carmine soil would have been possible: we had two too few.The chickens were inbred & sickly. Somewhere on Mars we 99 survivers had to find

He could feel their spiny fingers and sharp claws. The path through the blackened woods was obscured by branches. But He made it to the watch tower. There was a small ham radio. He

"Booooob," I moaned in my best Monroe voice batting my eyes. The director shrugged. "I meant anger!" Fine. "BOB!" I shouted. "Sexy Anger." I yelled & and winked. "Bob sexy fool!"

sputter. Her lemonade pants shoved in his mouth he cried. "That's enough! you don't need to be so naughty!" I scolded. "I'll show you naughty," her eyes glowed red & her head spun

if you can't write more than just Zac Efron's name I will have to feed you to the FS demons I chortled at HarleyV. I could feel the FS tension mounting. I decided to release it by