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wept under the weight of her martini glass, Aunt Betty charged forth with her scathing diatribe. In the end I swore upon a turkey drumstick that I'd never again play peacemaker
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the fact that the children planted their dog turds in his sandwiches. Days later policemen shut his cart down for some silly made-up indictment called "violating health standards"
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his chubby arm with high octane novocaine. "I can't feel my body!" blubbered the patient as Dr. Huckleberry strapped him back into the dentist chair. "Good, that means it's working
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assumption that she was a virgin, but she knew how to play the game of love. Her slap did not hurt the vampire. "Relax, it's just Diet Pepsi," he told her. "Oh, okay then," she
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for the closest space port. The Kraken was going stellar, interstellar. He would rip apart every star ship there was. But in Space their are bigger badder things than here on Earth
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and, key lime keyante. If these cookies don't buzz you up nothing will. The salesman smiled, mentally undressing me thinking I'd be too high to fight later. But the jokes on him be
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should be revealed. Amilar's sexual thirsts were legendary in the hush hush community. They lent themselves to the stranger side of things. Amilar preferred things like marshmallow
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hemolymph as it sputtered..then gushed out of Eleanor’s splintered rostrum. Agra-Vur had never witnessed another creatures demise, and he felt pleasured by it. "I am going to
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The thing is, if one looks hard enough for a message or pattern, it's always there to find. The monitoring scans mistook my fantasy football statistics spreadsheet for IFF data and
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plate number off the back of a double parked space submarine from the Hamptons of Venus. The nefarious noodle mafia was involved. Jerry now had a lead on them. He
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Oh good, you're laughing at me. Well I'm laughing at me too. Not just anyone can wear their undies on the outside of their pants. Only superheros can look this special.
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All fluffy aliens loved canned cat food but, fancy feast was the best. Fluffy Muffy from the planet Hiku decided to muscle in on his delicious kitty goodness. But he shot lasers fr
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forgot to pack a swimming suit and swam in his undies instead, his white undies. Not only did the girls at the campsite get to see all that mother nature had given Jerry but the br
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I wanted to send you some nudes. But Large Marge and Hairy Hans refused to posed naked except for their feet. So here you go foot nudes.
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al bs. After all folding is a way to make the insane sane or is that the sane insane. What does it matter? We all need some bs from fs just to stay stable. I do at least. Hee hee
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escape he thought. Here floating up toward the smog layer. Ever since the clean air act he had begun to suffer smog withdraw and now he would be wrapped back in that comfort. He
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Here on Earth no one recognized the farts & tap dancing as communication & instead thought him a very rude dog. So off to obedience school went the alien, Zog.
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g they were going to need to find a way to distract the in-laws. They always hated Thanksgiving because of Bathilda. She was Jimmy's mother-in-law and more stuffy than a turkey.
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I was jumping up in joy while i got distinction for all my subjects, then i heard a scream,when i turn i saw bruno mars ............................................................
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pointed outward. Then he painted small black strips between them so the face's teeth would look like piano keys. Art patrons the world over came to observe this masterwork.