macrame my mother's morbid mumblings in mauve muslin smothered in a soothing mossberger patterned meander. Three bananas & a carrot cured me of that in no time. No time indeed. How

Like an idiot I took the refund instead of keeping my ticket to a Led Zeppelin concert, now cancelled. Cancelled because Bonzo died the week before it was to take place.

alike in that way, at least. Harry Nilsson's ghost took me to meet his friend Oblio and Oblio's dog Arrow. Oblio had a dull head but he was sharp. Sharp enough to see how the tower

I had to stop myself from scoring upon myself. If that happened the resulting embarrassment would shake the very foundations of existence. The outcome, though tempting, wasn't mine

bout of modernity she's pretending to embrace. Why do all the Steepleton women go through this stage?" "Aunt Karen didn't got through it." "Yeah, Aunt Karen did, but special case."

a classic fish tank four letter word and swam back under the lid of the open treasure chest. Seeing the empty chest reminds you you were duped into getting what you wanted. Duped.

She had to be in my life even if it was only as a key bob, Sam told herself upon their their first meeting at the Satanic Church church function at the Mission Ship Society Shindig

You can't really call it lying. I really did believe in forever when I told her forever and I meant forever. It never occurred to me that my love was conditional upon her's. She

I forgot to put roses on her grave yesterday. I didn't think about them once in the whole day. I've broken my promise to not forget. I forgot. I guess I'm free to try something new

Send me dead flowers by mail, COD. You'll be DOA but you just the same. Like we both knew you would. We wouldn't have it any other way unless we could. Then we would do it again.

You threw a stone out into the night and you told me to follow it until I knew what it was about. Then you left me there in the wilderness without my phone or charger or shoes. Why

When Jick Magger met Jack Flash, Jack was with the hurricane that raised him. The hurricane that used to be the Heavyweight Champion of the World. The one Bobby Zimmerman sings

Honky Tonk Lady blew Jick Magger's head and then his mind with her brown sugar sweetness. Jack Flash was her brother by another motherf&#^#er, who f&$d each of their mothers, maybe

Jick Magger's mind, though not immune to Alba's shenanigans, was busy with things in a whole new dimension. A dimension so new they hadn't come up with a name yet. Honky Tonk Lady.

Now Alba, thinking this an empty threat, was looking for a way out already. Why not raise the price of helping me out of your life? That is the message she thought she was sending.

I heard about a guy over in the 34/16th dimension who was considered their greatest song writer. His name was Jick Magger. Seems his wife, Alba, cheated on him. He refused to write

"What?! You don't. You want to cover his mushroom penis in your saliva. You're in the world ain't you? Or are you so far in eschaton mode that you think you've already raptured?"

God had put President and Mother Pence in power. To go against them was to go against God's Will. The blood of the Serpent had been spilled to mark the time at hand. For nigh was

His 2nd presidential action was to abolish the offices of Vice-President & the cabinet. All duties and powers of the affected offices would be assumed by Copresident, Mother Pence.

The new President's first act as President was to pardon his wife for killing his predecessor. By killing Orange Man she is a hero to both sides. The right has their martyr, the