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we were modest as we danced on the beach, but our spirits leaked into each other. It was then that we learned of the dark shadow within Ezrahim, and pledged to help him
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So many people writing "young adult" novels about overthrowing the system, whereas I try to reach a younger audience with a watercolor cat version of "Notes from Underground." It's
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So yeah, that was me who edited Covid-19 to kill all the stupid people -- it's all in the doxxes. But that was just for my personal convenience. Where we go from here is not for me
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The barista asked its name. "I'd better write it myself," it said. The barista shook her head. "No way I can pronounce that." It replied, "Could be good in a way, because otherwise
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test how many hidden fees we can charge you before you notice. Most people don't notice until the 13th new charge. The one labeled HIDDEN FEE. It isn't hidden if we disclose it.
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for my totally unauthorized biopic of Salamander DeMoane: a man that wouldn't be born for another 137 years. This situation right now with the open faced voyeurism would feature in
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The Rule of thumb was thems with thumbs ruled. Charlie and his kind thought they could get by by taking the thumbs of others. Sorry Charlie. Purloined thumbs don’t make a tuna king
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I finally convinced me that I was me. Me doesn't know that I'm not really me. Bwahaa haa hah hah.
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the laundry racket in this dream & required you pay for your laundry with plastic sporks. That certain hallucinating someone was in my flesh again. Trying to convince me it was me.
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The labels are still pending. I've been touched since the day I was born. I didn't know any different. I always assumed other people's experiences were similar to my own. When they
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with his ability with words. The writer's wife is not a woman of words. She is a woman of caresses and for a barrage of tiny kisses on the small of her back. As her cabana boy, I
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like, I just did, you'll wind up here, a textbox. You're limited to 180 characters. Your only clue on how to proceed is the previous sentence which you "inherited". Fold or kill.
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You need to cell your sole two the Autocorrect Deity too please them. Dunt fourr get tu maik a sakrifise too da Speling Soul. Lastly. Grammar God please please the to be good luc
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soul that is worthy to go to the gates of Valbuzza and be reincarnated as I ascend to my 4/5 life. Don't listen to those bozo bees who claim I'm kamakrazee, I am perfectly sane ho
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Prof. Jentelbert detected strange signals coming from large networks of mycelium. The shrooms are up to something and Prof. J, after taking numerous shrooms, have decoded their pla
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Perhaps a reverse seance is in order. Abyss gathered their family friends as they decorated the room with some cutesy mortal stuff like flowers and dogs. Mortals, I call upon thee
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and tipped the hat. His body was rebuilt to match the average dream lover of everyone. He became they, they are now Chinese, and they have enough good looks to be treated as a
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top of a highly active volcano. His so-called yurt was made of concrete and was reinforced with steel. He was often visited by troubled individuals who thought he was some sort of
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She would urinate in every tree and or fire hydrant she finds and she gets her drool everywhere. We were a pussy family, not a bitch family, so we had to force our mother-in-law to
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"Now look, you. Don't try to rope me into your twisted cosmoconception re: sick monkeys infected with fictions, because for one thing I'm not wearing monkey meat." Angus Chatterton