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I put the email in Chaz's spam folder. Actually, I printed it out using a sensible font on reasonably priced paper, put it in a manila folder, and whirled it into his in-basket.
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Eridani Neruda, grandson of Captain Nemo, let the remaining human crew off the Nautilus during Ibiza's off-season, then got far away from the topside crazies. Under the sea
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And then somehow the mysteries of my provenance, the travails I had endured, and the stupidities of the present day all resolved themselves into
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I got a job running dirty laundry from a restaurant in Manhattan, Uncle Joey’s Pasta e Fagioli, to a well-respected Industrial Cleaning Facility in South Hackensack, New Jersey.
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the contents of their pants. But he was not that kind of people. He could not be bought with mere money. He wanted an island all his own. So he looked for the trendiest mansion, an
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"Hold it, Commander," said Private Hurdblather, "If you are me, then who am I talking to?" "Stop talking to yourself, scumbag," said his boss, "I'll be glad to get out into the war
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I think the dead smell is coming from me. I guess that demon got me. But I canceled him out. Oh well, maybe I’ll finally get some rest. I’ll let somebody else a raize hell.
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Which was odd, Mickey's groggy mind pointed out, because Mickey didn't have blinds in his house. When he attempted to look around the room the universe rotated the opposite way. It
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Right about now is when Vice President Pence and Mother should make their move. He'll never be President now. Unless he invokes the 25th Amendment & saves the nation from a madman.
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might have gone down that way. But they DID make out in a poison ivy patch. The poison ivy got into some tender places before he could bring Ulysses home to Ithaca. Kathy moved the
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he got a moment's notice. Something was about to happen. Thanks to the moment's notice he was prepared to meet the moment when it arrived. It came & went without a hitch. Thanks to
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It turns out that when you're dead pushing up daisies makes sense. It gives the dead something to do. Makes them feel like they're still part of the circle of life. Boredom is the
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There it was. He hadn't been in Aaaaaaaaargh on the night in question. His claim of seeing a witches sabbat on the Aaaaaaaaargh greens led to his mother-in-law being burned at the
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His boss pulled him aside for a meeting. "Listen uh...your work hasn't been up to scratch lately. This is your last warning so fix up." Bababooey paused and uttered, "Bababooey..."
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The other part of being back in my own skin was that I didn't have to feel like a lurker in my own life. I did but I didn't have to. It was a choice I didn't know I'd made. The dew
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Instead of Cossacks running the citizenry down we'll get methed up rednecks in big trucks who don't know a lick of Russian, yet. No Red Dawn needed this time. They had the orange
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"The Potemkin on the Potomac" was my one word play about a US President ordering the US Military to fire upon US Citizens peacefully exercising their rights. The transition crisis
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sure that working in an accounting firm wouldn't trigger her or exacerbate her borderline personality disorder. "Viola Russ?" Viola stood up. "Ms. Hemlock will see you now." Viola
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and boycotted Walmart. Since the average Walmart shopper followed the false prophet and stopped shopping at Walmart, Walmart went out of business. The false prophet's next target,
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Then I started feeling like a real person again. I had substance and extension. I could feel the body I had; the blood pumping, lungs inflating, spleen spleening. I was out of my