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"Madam?" the waiter answered. "Could you please hold my mug up to my lips so I can drink? I can't do it myself, because of the straight-jacket, you understand," she said, as the
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Wasserman wrote the book on Existential Bullshit. Just one person, Donald T. John, studied the book (actually, he paid somebody to study it for him), and that was enough to change
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to travel to the Palestinian city with the same name - it was totally NOT because of a 2006 Drama set in the small town of Jericho." His mom smiled awkwardly. Jericho shook his
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Bluecaps on the otherhand... They have an air of self-righteous arrogance, and they have brainwashed their citizenry into thinking they can do no wrong. Their warcrimes are blessed
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Thursday was Pork N Beans night down at the Corn Hole Convention Center. I wasn’t good at Corn hole, but I could put away more pork n beans than anyone else, which made me gassier
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After the fat man entered the room, he sucked up all the crisp clean air, and, with each exhale of self-important diatribe, emptied the room with stale, heavy, guano-smelling gas.
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The party was going nicely when Jake cried, "Tyros et my dingo!" Tyros set down his forks and said, "Nah, bro, I never ate your dingo. This dingo is made of tofu! Understand?" Jake
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safe passage through erstwhile dangerous zones. The child and his magical balloon passed through the ranks of supple boobs and firm pecs to the glade at the center of the
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"Don't worry, sweetie. I'm right here and I'm holding on to you. Stupid people talking as if our world is a bunch of temporary vapors and our lives are inconsequential!" Ari's mom
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-- Anna Blavatskaya and Jerome Leadbetter were the Bridge team to beat. To hell with Hoyle and their own conniving descendants -- Anna and Jerome loved the cards and the cards
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about old maritime family feuds. Sammy was determined to get his "Maritime Surprise" down the gullets of every descendant of the Right Honorable Reverend Smedley Bond, aka Captain
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Championship Cricket was struck by the sour notes the hurdy gurdy gal was slinging around like a carny hawker. "Do you hate music so much?" he asked. "No, just much," she answered.
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Championship Cricket never won a championship in any endeavor. He was too lazy to win lazy contest. "Winning has taken up enough time from me. Why must you remind the world I'm an
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I never gave tomorrow much thought except for every day and every night. Did I want to see another miserable tomorrow. It's true, tomorrow never comes. But it does blow hot air in
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"I win!Losers!" the dumb,maniacal orange shouted at the start of the game.The armed clementines,his frenetic supporters,cheered and harassed his opponent.The old grape stared at
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the Armenian language with a tirade against the encroaching resurrection of Trump. A shower curtain ring salesman stepped out from the crowd. Brad brandished his eggplant at her.
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For one thing, the chandeliers hadn't been equipped with jamming equipment. She knew they'd used enough of her money to have them upgraded. Where were her upgrades? A whiskey glow
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was working against him, Simon knew. In his mind, he pictured a stooped long bearded man made of tendrils of time bunched together like a courtesan's braid. Why would Time be again
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to get naked & dance the lambada at his grandmother's wake. With a start, Simon awoke in his sweat drenched newspaper blanket. This dream felt different though. The rolling tide
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Failing to see the light about the darkness that surrounded me seemed the best course of action for now. But when I wouldn't snort the headman's offering I "taught" about boofing.