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Even there, the duck's beak was different. The 1 eyed duck had authentic duck lips on its beak. She also wore too much purple lipstick. She claimed a Peking Duck peeked where it
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I just noticed that it was St. Sulpice's Day the day that I submitted my manuscript to Le Cheef. Almost 8 months. It's like the ground opened & demons dragged him & my manuscript
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Then I realized I was taking the course of the river for the width. I was doing the same for the boat; mistaking the bow & stern for starboard & port. The boat was merely a dingy.
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The thing to remember about royal blood is that it gets around. Quite a lot, actually. One of the benefits, duties, and perils of the job. Oats need to get sowed before wisdom can
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name upon the death of the king became the new king. The first one. 13 kings, 3 queens. Tonight the king is on his death bed, his children around him. Across town, at Haggis Hut,
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I couldn't let it go. Merovingian. That is the mnemonic I came up for my atrocity. I didn't need the 'ian'. I left that in to remind there was a victim. Doing right costs dearly.
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I am really digging the soundtrack to the 2nd season of The Umbrella Academy. God damn it. I mean, 'Polk Salad Annie', The Dead South, PMJ's cover of Ceelo Green's 'Crazy'. Variety
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about are the easiest to deal with. Went out to feed my cats and I found a package from Haterzon. It turned out to be the eighth limb of Hrengor the Beholder's cousin, Churga Hral.
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corn that were strewn about the threshing floor. The same floor they'd use for the thrashing & the killing when the time for each came. The cobs of the corn carried the message to
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inflated sense of self-importance that only sitting back chugging and smoking can provide, and getting up and doing something could never provide." He patted the radio like a pet.
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special, she thought. Any dum-dum can reconstitute the gravimetric constant by retriangulating the sinewaves of dark energy. People were just lazy. No excuse not to be a wizard.
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real name, Gwen, again. So naturally he began eating fish whole, retching his head back and letting the slimy, fishy flesh sink into his avian esophagus. It was too warm in here.
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perché Satre era un bastardo. Tradisce le carte e gioca con il cuore di una puzzola. La vita è come un puzzle, e al centro di essa ci sono parole che non si trovano nei libri.
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summarily blacklisted from ever working in the entire cosmetics industry again, as well as most food service chains. I hate life and all the piddling weevils that infect it. I like
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But the Okefenokee Swamp is a great place to hide a body. Gators get to it quick, the sheriff noted. Amos Moses could be flicking cigar butts at nicotine-addicted gators all night.
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hanging low (almost scraping the sidewalk, really) in their baggy pants, didn't give a hoot and holler about any fly-by-night crazes. These grandpas were in it for the long haul.
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isn't there to see the first driver, did driver #1 stop at 7-11 for coffee? Officer Hopps hated questions like these, and didn't see what it had to do with her gallbladder, anyhow.
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minded her mown business. The officer drove Mindy and Kevin toward the police station, taking the roundabout route. Krumpet was the only cop that actually liked donuts, and didn't
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She was one of many the girls who killed themselves a week after meeting me. Some made a game of it. One Susan kept calling me to tell it was on. Then I’d share a saucy recipe for
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a magician out of his hat. Apparently, the magician did not enjoy appreciate the twist on his old hat trick. I was pretty sure the case was in the bag. After all, hadn't the