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And don't get me started on that kid sister of hers. I'm tired of her intimidating me with her intellect and directness. I'm almost tempted to marry her instead of my dear Rapueta.
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The flaming flying friars cried out about the sky falling on their crowns. A Krugerrand collapsed the hog belly markets by Dutch ovening his wife in her marital bed as a lark tree.
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who merely liked him. Kevin was slow to love, having been burned (figuratively). He met his future husband at a party in Oxbo, WI, which was catered by Industrial Light and
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"Rabbits don't follow rules anyway, so it's a moot point," remarked Uncle Wiggly, his whiskers shaking with frustration. He slammed the door behind him and hopped back out into
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the corner of Pergatory and Willfully Stupid streets. Mr. Rosenthal, who worked as a consultant for Incoming Suicides, loved Haggis Hut (he'd have to, wouldn't he?) even though it
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the spokesperson (yok, yok) who sold the used Catherine Wheel to me assured me that I would have many a fine night's sleep on it, and my backaches would be a thing of the past. So
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waved excitedly at their carnival friends. Gary & Gary loved to ride the ferris wheel for hours on end with binoculars, enjoying the sights of the fair. Barney was bleeding out.
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“Pull one midget out of a hat and my fledgling magic career is over,” the rabbit beside me at the bar said into his gin & tonic with a baby carrot garnish. A crumpled OSHA letter
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Having found the post-modern landscape lacks the landmarks of the past such as certitude, audacity, or self protective ignorance, the soul must come to grips with its incestuous id
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"Don't forget to boil the fang before you use it. If you've got a Glory Hand, you'd best bring it along. Your call on that one. Other than that, just your best meatloaf recipe."
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Behind her, it was the job of one her slaves in the background to determine the name and location of the river Her Majesty had just imagined. In case she wanted to visit it before
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"Listen up all you batches! We're about to start loading payloads. I hope none of you ladies end up giving the poor orphans and up the kilt look or view. Keep your rocks intact!"
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Being OVERDRAWN at a sperm bank is a good thing. It means you're a popular milkshake. Live it up. Until the first abnormality, scandal, or felony conviction of your progeny. Batch#
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as much as my spinster aunt Celline needed her furrows ploughed roughly, quickly, & often. Or so I had heard. I went to see if I could get any interest at the sperm bank. OVERDRAWN
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The State Constitution for West Dakota was written with her in mind. The official title of the West Dakota Head of State was Queen. She refused to be called Queen. Her predecessors
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Meat Ain’t Meat if it Ain’t Human was the cow’s motto. There ain’t nothing sweeter than the inner loin of a beer-and-chocolate-fed 35-year-old Mississippi redneck smothered in fat
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I've come to the conclusion that at some point I slipped into a dimension where West Dakota did not become an independent nation/state briefly during the Ford Administration. Gilda
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Mia Farrow is the real Forrest Gump of recent American history. Sinatra, Mia. The Beatles go India, Mia. Rosemary’s Baby/Polanski/Tate/Manson Family murders, Mia. #MeToo, Mia’s son
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knew that it was Prada because they recognized the sound of quality as it hit the wall. Obviously, this ghost had expensive taste in shoes. Papa had never been able to afford
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Did I mention that I was mostly asleep when the divisional meeting was happening below my bunk. So I'm not really at fault for having morning wood on full view while the Boatswain