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Sympathetic magick: Relics are an example of this. Collecting autographs. Someone has imbued an object with their touch. Possess that thing and it is the same as touching them.
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I like to ask myself questions to which I don't know the answer to see if I do. I'd be surprised at how many times I get it right if I didn't already know how many times it was. Of
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The pandemic was not being handed a loaded gun. It was a loaded gun. No, the pandemic was being offered a helping hand and a shiny brochure. The Bible Belt looked nice. Lots of hot
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Jesusa was the daughter of a loom maker. Warp and weft were her bread and butter. She ate neither. Still, having bread & butter attracted a dozen hip chicks known as Flirty Fishers
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The times were harsh. Bad men & women were abundant. Life was cheap if you had the coin. You didn't. Life was dear here and cheaply bought. Easily sold, just as well. You could try
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As a person on the rotund side once said, "Yes, I'll have large fries with that." This was something that Saint Tyranny saw people around the world learn every day of their lives.
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She hadn't bought a kumquat either. But she didn't think she wanted to know a puppy named Kumquat. Pineapple grew quicker than a pirate could hoist his Jolly Roger. Before she knew
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Saint Tyranny awoke long after the Witching hour to find a stranger, a woman, shitting in the pot of beans he had left out soaking. "I guess you think my beans aren't shitty enough
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"We had heard about light an eternity or three. We largely didn't keep count back in the beginning. Not to say that we knew it was a beginning. The locals call it a beginning. Eyes
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I paused in my routine & sought out my hydration/electrolyte replenishing vector. I espied it alarmed to find itself delicately placed to draw our attention away from the flimflam.
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"Your mate here says that you were commanding artillery at the age of 7." Saint Tyranny sighed and admitted twas so. "I was a very old 7 year old though." He had broken the siege.
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Saint Tyrant was being petulant for no damn good reason. Not that there ever was a good reason to be petulant. There might be one. Don't ask me. I'm just a folder on an internet si
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didn't correct my diction. WTH! That is when I realized Noah was serious. He really did think that he could just get in his ark and float away from his duties & responsibilities.
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The flare up of the Haitian-Romanian War caught the Orange Buffoon unawares, as usual. Any enemy of a shithole is bound to be worth extorting for something, Orange Buffoon thought.
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"So then, who wrote the suicide note?" The lawyer stiffened. Detective Anemone helped herself to the seat beside him. "That old chestnut, Detective?" "Chestnuts grow to be trees."
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It a is perpetual war with the past with these ones. They can't agree among themselves which past they came from. How can they try to force the rest of us to live in one of theirs?
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I accosted the chunk of cheese. I was brutal. The cheese stood, alone. It took my blows for blessings and developed a more earthy character with a hint of hemlock. I was so proud.
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more comfortable persona. The uncanny valley look followed him everywhere on the couch. When he moved around the corner, the look found him in the mirror. The android relented when
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Ten minutes later they realized they had made a terrible mistake & begged the powers that be to release them from their folly. Their pleas fell on deaf non-existent ears. Macrocosm
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When I heard the cock crow thrice. WTF? I wasn't the only one. My wife, Matilda, came out to the porch with me. "Was that a cock crowing thrice?" I nodded. "All weapons are clean."