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Then I give 'em my proct-nosis. "In the future, the Republicans will reopen the freak houses, and the Democrats will fill 'em with people who don't like the TV shows bloggers do."
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Ariadne the Lesser Gorgon's favorite dish for a while. But I didn't care. She wasn't a full Gorgon so she couldn't turn me to stone with her glare. She hated to be reminded of it.
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Araidne the Lesser Gorgon. Nobody else would try to pull that shit. I couldn't concentrate on my maths. My empathy went off the charts on the low end. Who could Araidne be seeing?
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a pint to rich Yorick who had the foresight to copyright the name. That predated the deal Bacon made with Shakespeare. The Troubadour's blood splattered back bar had seen better
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He panicked. What did she mean "lets"? Lets what? Throw caution to the wind and announce our undying devotion to each other before all our friends and coworkers? Or see it as it
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Looking at her felt like it was only 3% real. Like I was in a Last Temptation of Christ type situation. This is what might be if I make another choice right now. I had an eternity.
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-ts of coffee related shenanigans on these premises and we've come to judge the grinds." "What grinds? We're listed with the Coffeehouse Consortium. You Coffee Police can't waltz
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I also got a visit from a team of FBI Special Agents who were running a CDC required assessment. There hasn't been a cat using a can opener to "write" on a hand since a 1952 spree.
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Sorry aothewritter and Zetawilk, I can not help you with writing this story either. I got too much on my plate. I figure if my chews are few I might be back in time to help later.
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The little Corsican in me was shouting for a vendetta against the Karen that called us out on our shit this morning. She claimed that Fifi's dookie was the wrong shape. She knew a
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Then I was reminded of how I lived before when my humor site was pegged by the far right after we did a skit on bad theology behind the dead getting their wings and harps. The FBI
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The way I see it. Starting at the end of the story leads to 2nd guessing. Lets step out while the nuptials continue and I'll bring you up to date since the last time I saw you. Bel
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“The thing I did today instead of …
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We received no answer. We heard the echoes of footsteps, approaching fast. Pizza boys we may be, however we were not about to allow any harm to become of us. Soon, we saw our
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can of beans that we had picked later he had woken up and told me that i was the one and only
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Why did it have to end this way we could have amazing beautiful children alongside tom holland and his
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That's why I was surprised when Genghis Khan showed up at church the following Sunday. "I didn't know you were Presbyterian!" I exclaimed. He answered in Mongolian, but the twinkle
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"Tanning booths are about to have a revival as fronts for Happy Endings." "What's new about that," I hear some wag shout out from the crowd. Most likely a small town marshal with a
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Kevin Blake specialized in brutal deconstructive analysis of the moral baggage we were still faced with in the 21st Century. To bad if you want to darken your skin. There's a sun
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Kretch finally had to admit to himself that he had lost the trail. Most likely at the last fire pit. He'd followed the wrong bleeder out of the camp. That had been two day ago. Ash