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When the AI stopped listening to you, you were through. You were not human anymore. Not-humans didn't deserve an identity or further consideration beyond the columns on a ledger.
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"Surveillance, cancel my uranium cocktails with the gals from The Office." I didn't hear the notification tone. I put my pot belly pig down on my plate. "Surveillance, who am I?"
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It had to happen again or I didn't repeat history again. I used to want change my history. Turned out that changing mine changed everybody's history. Exactly like the pond model.
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The rub was that by having our lungs exposed like that we became more likely to catch either of the two or three plagues we were forgetting to fight instead of each other. The Boy
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"Lisha, is it," Lisha suddenly heard in her mind. "Yeah, that was my 1st defense that knocked you on your ass. This is me telling, warning, you to stay down while I talk to him."
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How does one fetch a Queen-to-be wart with a mustached? With a mustache, maybe? I rushed off to the Royal Barber/hedge wizard. "I'm to fetch Maya. I need a mustache to match hers."
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"Did you hear a squeak?" "For the 3 billionth time, I didn't hear a squeak. Not all squeaks are going to be the one you didn't want to hear." With that she rolled over. Taking most
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The Squeak you didn't want to hear. Not too many people actually called him that though. There was that one guy that did. He wanted Master back too. He & Kai would save the Master.
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"I am satisfied for now. You shall eat your losers. Let me stress that point. You WILL eat your losers. You can not advance without having eaten human flesh." She entered the void.
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not a demon, was splashing something on the demon's back that seemed to give it both pain & pleasure. The demon kept clenching & unclenching the fist in which it held their Master.
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I'd settle for mother's contentment. I might not have made the world any better but I didn't make it any worse, relatively speaking. I feel sorry for not paying on Tueday for the
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Is it enough to merely feel good? Is that what happiness is? Can happiness be not feeling bad? Is happiness, like cake, a lie? Who ordered all the happiness that there's none left?
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Galactic giantesses, as everybody knows, have entitlement syndrome & poor impulse control. (See 600 lb gorilla in the room beside the pink and/or white elephants in tutus.} "Karen"
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Who knew that alpacas could be so vindictive? 4 or them were taking turns butting the tree trying to force me down. Meanwhile a 5th was rigging a ladder like contraption from the
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"Ooooh. You're a cat. You don't have a license. How am I supposed to believe any of that malarkey without proper ID," Officer Kay Nine asked already pulling out a cattle prod.
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I didn't find the rabbit hole. The rabbit hole found me. Tracked me down like prey. I had seen a few rabbit holes but never anything like this one. This one had a waiting room full
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Mrs. Crown you've made a lovely slaughter. Garroting the maitre de shows a talent that's rare. But its sad the bus boy got away,
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Detective Manatee was waiting to see the Police Commissioner. The Mayor had burst through into the Commissioner's just before he was scheduled. Manatee took a puff on his Pax 4THC.
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"Are you the Johnson that lives in the duplex under Ware's Tidy Whitey's Boxing & legal briefs while you wait," you asked your new parole officer. "Not anymore, I moved into a Bush
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I remember being at the meeting and suggesting The Mustard Patch. They went with The Mustard Hut. I also suggested The Mustard Shed. The Mustard Seed was roared out of the room.