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The 3rd Food Court War, aka the War of the Huts, was fought over which Hut would have to leave the Food Court to make room for a vegan eatery: Haggis Hut or Mustard Hut. Snooty or
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seem such a threat than it did in that moment. All his fondest memories tarnished now forever. Hrengor the Beholder went berserk. The battles in other kitchens flashed before his
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did me some talking with Indiana Evans. And I said I didn't like the way the whale watching was going south. Drowning's not for me. She said I had to put my big boy pants & pumps.
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Feeling confused by all the turmoil I looked for answers where I knew I could trust the answer. I had to call Indiana Evans and get the fair dinkum from her. Email wouldn't do. Nor
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The Katy Springs Anti-Social Club was bustling on this Saturday night. It always was on a Saturday night. It didn't matter what day it was, it was Saturday Night at Miss Meaty's.
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She wasn't going to stick for that someone or that some day. She was going to push and/or pull where & when she had to; compromise even less than she had to. The howling winds out
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Prechisme hated her name. Balloons. Prechisme Balloons. It was worse. She had a middle name. Levante. Prechisme Levante Balloons. Her initials were shit. PLB. Her brother Ted said
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The way the Defend Your Thesis works is that all degree seekers submit their degree thesis to the show. Winnowed down to 16 degree candidates vying for summa cum laude & $10,000.
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One of the more onerous duties of her position as Professor Emeritus in Residence without Portfolio, was to be a judge on the Defend Your Thesis Show. Loomis did it for the kids.
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The deadmen warned us of the undead. Did we listen? Instead they were given The Rent of Tears and relocated to the reformation asteroids, aka the Gulag Penal Colonies. One history
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These punks with their steam going around dispatching zombies. Taking the bounties straight out of my kids' teeth and bellies. Zombie killing is a dying family business. Steampunks
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When I saw what was on offer I felt less inclined to pursue it any further. I wished the Gentleman a "Good day" and made my exit stage left. At the grill, an engineer type ran by.
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The rat-a-tat-tat of the gat left the fat rat flat aback the black rack on his flank. Peaches O'Malley didn't like the flack she was getting back. She felt attacked. She got her
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Through the vicissitudes and vagaries of space migration Earth eventually became Terra. Terra Firma originally but it got pared down to simply Terra. Terrains, Moonies, Grangers, &
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Muscaria Hemlock never denied her son was a bastard. She didn't understand why that kept coming up though. Why was the heraldic concept of bastardy relevant in the 21st century?
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During that brief period as Leroy Jenkins, Loretta fathered, Muscaria Hemlocks bastard. Secretly, their child really did have two mommies. That the child was male was unfathomable.
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Loretta had briefly been a man. Her name as he, was Leroy Jenkins. He discovered that he had rushed into being a man and went back to being Loretta. She got reversal surgery.
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His protagonist was a lonely hermit mystic sorcerer who discovers that he had the power to protect his mother but she had kept him from knowing it because he could destroy worlds.
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He'd run out of bodies but he'd call Loretta to make the arrangements. Baby Girl made the calls she needed to make. Loretta wanted to meet in the Village Green. She'd bring tea.
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Then baby girl throws a monkey wrench into the works when she sends a leering look at Miguel where he was tied up upside down on the village's Katherine Wheel. Loretta brought tea.