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In the same way that police keep yelling "Stop resisting" because your head bounced when they threw you to the ground, they now say "calm down" earlier in order to claim agitation.
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Headknocker is pissed because I didn't run over the woman in charge. She is mad because I'm trying to not run her over while still complying with a trigger happy deputy. A screw is
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Deputy Headknocker instructs me to drive up & talk to the woman in charge. I drive up 5 feet but the W-i-C won't move out of my way. I stop. Headknocker yells, "Keep moving!" WTF!
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Being known as The Bohemian Rhapstory was great until it became The Bohemian Rapestory. How the hell was I supposed to know what she was saying. She was speaking Bohemian! "No" can
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I get it, you don't want to get your military resources bogged down with the niceties of treating people like people. Get them in & out and let the locals handle the aftermath.
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Officer Headknocker sees any degree of questioning of his actions as a full assault. Anything higher than a whisper and he's already calling you to "tone it down". His hand on his
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If an issue should arise make sure to send in local Officer Headknocker who's mere presence is designed to escalate any issue, even if it is only a confused old man. Trigger happy.
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Let us use all local law enforcement resources in the county at the fence so that nobody sees that the operation is actually a military operation. Criminality will voluntary take a
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Instead of a veteran of urban pacification operations at the fence lets give the clip board to a local teenager who usually works as an accounts payable clerk for the county.
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I understand the visuals involved. Nobody wants to see soldiers at the fence. SOP calls for locals to fill that role. The soldiers will move on to the next mission. The aftermath
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I guess I am glad that we don't know how to organize an ad hoc food distribution event. Even with the National Guard involved. We're not ready for that Amerika. It also saddens me.
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Keifer Umbrage wasn't completely unhinged but all his screws were loose. One of them was only holding by two or three turns. After a decade of urban pacification experience, one
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amounts of drug paraphernalia & pornography attributed to a Robbie Zymermann, aka Rob Dilly, were falsely attributed to Blind Boy Grunt, a Bob Dylan pseudonym. The voice of protest
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Kevin Blake mentally kicked himself again at finding himself boarding another dirigible just to get away from another marriage to a local chieftain’s daughter. This time, the woman
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A porter unfolded the gondola’s steps as the tony woman led her party up onto the boarding platform. The porter was well acquainted with these dowager types. The Occidental Express
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He was an experienced thief, lonely after having his partner caught and executed for stealing an apple. They were perfect for each other. That's why the guild opposed their love so
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coursed through my veins. The witch doctor had warned about the side effects of eating Chemically enhanced Mars bars, but I took them too lightly. I glowed neon green,
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“I refuse to sleep in a house where the cupboard doors are left open haphazardly,” she told him. Ted knew then that being struck by the body parts at the candidate’s debate had
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Ted woke up at 2:04 to find his wife repacking her suitcase as if she planned on checking out. “Honey, why does it looked like you are getting ready to go check out. You ok?” Helen
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