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Then Pine-Oak-eo begat the Omaha Abomination, Kent and Pearl. Out of Pearl issued forth the Minions of the Apocalypse, who numbered but a remnant of the promised ones. From amongst
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ate there frequently there as a customer. Dotty didn't know they'd fucked in the walk-in freezer of the Shoney's. She knew Malcolm as Schlomo Doro-gato. When their son Horace asked
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A certitude! A certitude? In this day and age? I checked it's veracity factor; good. What about false negatives or false positives; equal. It presented as a questioning of justice.
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Doris curled her upper lip and chins. It was a Montenegro Stand-off. Neither party was from Montenegro. So they had to stand off to the side until Customs saw to them. Doris wasn't
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Ann agreed this was something that she could expand her infinite energy upon, and began to search the local classifieds for a challenging marathon. She came upon one, called "The
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noticed. But it was too late. Lonnie Gerhardt, aged 8, had spied her from his tree-house. She knew because he had shrieked with laughter as it happened. Weird kid. So she climbed
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-luminum baron Baron Von Porcelain. Queen leQueef felt that she, as his daughter, should rise from the Porcelain Throne and onto the Aluminum Throne. But first she would have to ki
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Where did this mirror come from? I had to know. I had to write a thank-you note, or some pissy aunt would get more pissy. I stared at the mirror, and the mirror stared back.
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But then the cat reappeared, coughing. "Ms. Lynn!" I yelled. "That's not my name!" the cat yelled back, and disappeared once more into ashes, smiling creepily.
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Senator Paul Rual, the delegate representing space emigrants, objected to those with mustaches also wearing glasses or vice versa, in the presence of Orangeguy. Orangeguy noticed.
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All this to establish if he had Indian blood in him. Chief Yellow Chicken shook his head as Mr. Roarke reached into the African Wild Ass's coochie a 2nd time. He was surprised when
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grab whatever Axe deodorants she could off the Axeman, and spray me till not a shred of BO remained. Harriet was very pedantic that way. But to my dismay, The Axeman made a move on
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the Petri Dish carrying Mick Jagger’s Crack Wax, Happy Trails, & Pearl Jam. On the black market, Mick’s White Ribbon is worth millions, maybe more. Slight-of-hand in broad daylight
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far too obtuse, for a man legally able to obtain psychotropic substances, to criticize Khaki-less Jake from State Farm about matters of “whelm.” But Alex added, “Sam is right, Jake
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test the waters, I hazarded some James Joyce, but that proved just a smidge much. "Long time the manxome for he sought...?" I bit my lip and tried to hide my anxiety as I waited
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groceries at the local corner shop. "Oi, mate!" my friend Jonesy yelled, "Din't I see you in that TV show about those kids wot took all them drugs?" The attractive young man looked
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learned the day after I was ousted from my post, had been an exercise in something called Fuzzy Accounting of Stimulus Money Sourced Slush Funds for Administration Officials. IDK!
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have already been compromised. My medtek noticed spikes in my neurological aura. Damn, of course it would notice that. "What besides contagion is bothering you," my medtek asked.
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they're gone, I told the kids. "All of these businesses are going under. Most people do all their shopping at the big box stores," I told them. Then I pointed at the checkpoints on
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The tin was removed from the equation when those who had metal plates in their heads kept frying their brains if they tried to listen to the ballgame. The aluminum foil hat became