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I was finalizing the month's summary for the Penske Account when I somehow ended up breathing in a brick of air. I'd heard of chunky air, while in the Philippines. This was new.
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very idea that this might be the case had me, who might have been Lord Vacuity without even knowing it, questioning the face I saw in the mirror. "Who the hell invoked me! Does RIP
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Having foreseen all of this on the day of Creation, God moved a thunderstorm destined for Nairobi in 1348 to South Texas in 2020. He forgot to inform the thunderstorm. Swahili was
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In the build up to Armageddon the world was faced with a 2nd round of biblical plagues; It started with the Australian fires, then the plague of locusts, Kobe, and then COVID-19.
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damned well don a proper medieval black plague surgeon's mask with a proper black beak! People that might be dying don't want to see their attending doctor's being fashionable."
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I was standing against the stop sign/bottle opener when Squirrelly dared me to eat Chuch Wagon dog food from a paper bag. I did and I liked it. She knew I would. "You're my first
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All of Production went quiet as everyone turned to see what was happening. "WTF," he said through his hands trying to stop the flow of blood from his nose. "Remembering pop tops,"
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I don't know if she was a sandwich artist or not but she was really enjoying herself & it carried me along. "Hey 19" by Steely Dan was playing when I got in the truck. I laughed.
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My Marina del Rey girl's pussy did not taste like Pepsi cola. It tasted like an equal mix of Massengill and Geritol with a freshly ground ginger splash. She hasn't come up for air
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seemed like I was supposed to recognize that. Was it a Miami Vice reference? Anyway, Tibbs and I became great friends. I got my first claw job from his cousin, a rock lobster named
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His coworkers had noticed weeks ago though. "What is up with Simon Schuster and that chitinous skin of his," Thelma Termite in Accounting asked Tina Ptomane at the company picnic.
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Before you laud Bligh for his great feat of navigating back to civilization, don't forget that the only reason he had to do that was because his crew repudiated his command style.
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Being under attack freed up certain assumptions about The Count's "War Powers" & Rules of Engagement. As well as giving him heightened authority to maintain discipline in the ranks
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The biggest unwritten CYA rule in the Space Marines, was to never say aloud what you didn't want replayed at your Court Martial. Admiral Spiro wanted her comments on the record.
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His Chief of Staff rushed into the Command & Control Center, (CCC), flustered from the mornings second round of executions. "Admiral, you're speaking aloud," she said to the Count.
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"... 3,231, 3,231 3-megaton bombs. 3,232, 3,232 3-megaton bombs, hahaha. Ooh that one landed in Tampa. Two of my exwives lived in Tampa. Not anymore" The Count didn't care the crew
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From the orbital station Admiral George Gurdjieff, aka Count Ouspensky, could see the battle unfold below. "We've got a launch ..." "1, 1 3-megaton bomb. 2, 2 3-megaton bombs, haha
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Having made the mistake of promising to stay full of care. I was confronted by the question of at what point is a vacuum considered full? Is when it is empty to the fullest extent?
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How vexing it is to be driving while working up a good fold only to forget it the moment I reach for my phone. Writing that made me remember. Now I forgot again.
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in borrowed shoes and cursed the fez wearing buffoon who lent them to me every step of the way. I should have known better than borrowing shoes in a steamy room. That night I slept