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The moment I sat down to relax every muscle I had decided to remind me of their existence and that their condition was SORE. "I know! I see you. I FEEL YOU! Who's does endorphins?"
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Beyond that, I didn’t know a hill of beans about a hill of beans, which, undoubtedly, was an illusion to anyone’s allusion, but, like I said, I believed I only had one illusion.
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the best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Too many children ate too many snacks in too short of time, which led to elongated naps, vomiting and farting. It wasn’t pretty.
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, MD did the ass transplant & now my farts smell like weed." My cel rang- it was a tense Dr. Manson: "Um, it seems I was handed a BONG during surgery instead of a BUNG. Are you ok?
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Purina Carnivore Chow until he falls asleep in his bowl, then you and Adrian can get out of here alive." The great beast sniffed the air, recognizing its preferred food, and pawed
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Technically a newly discovered world was automatically on the Registry. The Registry, on the other hand, only claimed it so Provisionally, until a proper survey was done. Which did
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"No, Fipple," I said to my elfin surgeon, "my heart is green with pride. For you see Fipple, I am your father. Now sew me back up before I bleed all over the sofa." Stunned, he
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No body wanted to spend trillions of dolops hauling ore that proved problematic once it got to market. If you had it PreRegistry it was considered Cleaner; more lucrative. But also
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I could never remember if it was Manson by Spahn Ranch or Spahn Ranch by Manson. It had to be one of those. Unless it wasn't. I didn't want to entertain the thought that it wasn't.
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They were just like us with their own brand of conceit and, yet, we couldn't stand to see them succeed. Even as it raised the water for rest of us as well. We saw their success as
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They usually left the Gangland Club with neither a cougar nor a MILF. They would leave with full pockets though from the tips they'd gotten in lieu of cougars or MILFs. Mob Bosses
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Which reminded her of her stillborn triplet brother Sadacci. He had died of COVID-43 as well while in uterus. In that brief period, the 3 of them lived countless lives together. He
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at you want. But, I remembered, you can get what you need! I conference called the remaining Beatles. Pete & I caught up while we waited for Paul & Ringo to work out what Jagger &
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make it multilingual, multinational, multimetasupraomniluscent. Cast real people doing real things but in strange contextual situations. This video will make up 40% of your final
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I looked around nervously. I couldn’t shake the feeling that I shouldn’t be reading this in public. I felt shame that it was I who had read it. I had to spread it. “asdasdasdasd”
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“Ah, yeah, you know how it is dog. Just keeping it real with the knockoffs. It’s all up dog! Way on up on the East Side. In a deluxe apartment in the sky. Can you feel me brah?
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They stripped her of all meaning; made an x of her. Made her solve for herself. Her variability was what defined her to everyone else; not so much for herself. The solution was her
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The sum total of all my appetites coalesced into a focused frenzy with my lust for her at its core. Her every word created & doomed generations of nations our bit lips would birth.
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ortable. What kind of frigging people buy chairs that are nothing more than a bicycle seat on a pole? I pretend to care by smiling & nodding, but I don’t listen to the Smiths talk.
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the beack and we came across with a wuss. It is incredible how that person could be such