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Hey everyone, detourdance must have finished the test, she stopped writing. I sure hope she did well. She needs to do well on this test because the competition to play Desdemona is
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but whom you had intercourse with that one time a year was determined by a lottery system based on a base 13 numerical array that was tattooed on Mr. Roarke's diminutive acolyte, T
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unks stopped giggling, and asked, “Where’s your pants, Goofy?” Goofy looked down at his crotch, gasped, and placed a gloved hand over his hairy bulge, “Garsh fellas. I don’t know.”
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for a kidney or two on the prison market, but meat was tough to come by. Any scrap or morsel of food was quickly used as currency in the bustling inter-penitentiary bazaar. She had
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The first expedition for Malibu Rum was spear-headed by Grok. Being the first Neanderthal to breathe fresh air other than the hidden fortress's, was a great honor and privilege.
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Everyone else in the room probably had been wondering if I were finally done with my share. Sorry that Joe B died meanwhile. Carla X went next. "Yeah, I was a future wrangler. Only
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myself to clean out the car this weekend, that would be great! Of course, I think that would all be for naught as I told myself
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I started remembering what I thought were random events from my childhood. Vivid detailed memories that felt live. I realized the oddness I felt then had been me remembering now. I
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and harder to be once he'd blown past all the stops of despicability. Even taking his Golden Showers in the Lincoln Bedroom wasn't about his pleasure but his power to control where
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continued hurling things at me. A stapler, toothpicks, a diary, the lamp from her nightstand, all the while laughing and shattering my dreams of being a stand-up comedian.
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Desert Garden Biome Syndrome". Cecelia was near the breaking point. "Jeff, I'm taking the car and all our cash and I am damn well crossing the state line to get to a dispensary so
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I hadn't been outside since noon but it had been a scorcher out there. I started hearing thunder. Odd, I thought. I glanced to the opaque window. It was bright. It was artillery, I
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It never occurs to most people to wonder where the bullet went after it bounced off of my head. The majority of its momentum had been dissipated by our encounter. It still managed
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"I do declare, Kind Sir, that you have taken freely what was not freely given but that I, admiring the cut of your jib, have chosen to be charmed by your audacity. Take heed that I
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When I heard the world had already ended on the East Coast I threw some crap in the Nova & headed West. I had to get into Mountain Time to buy time to buy a pink comb for a corner.
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are kind to her, my sister. Such a tender soul. It is sad that we might loose her upon the May Pole when we had hoped to bleed her at Samhain. Still, Mama and I keep churning them
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medicine cabinet this morning. Seinundzeit didn't have much experience with medicine cabinet cornfields but he didn't think it was supposed to have a wall throbbing rumbling hum.
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During the 2nd Trump (Wonderful be his name, or something,) Regime it was discovered by Ministry of Faith Based Science that the ability to use a solo cup without a straw was gone.
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costume, his statement clearly at odds with his attempts to get out of his own. By now he had a nuanced appreciation for every other schmuck who'd vomited in the Skylark's head.
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mentality of the current herd in power. They lacked the perspective to see they themselves were the very thing they detested. Seething with ennui, Emily brought her axe to work.