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the Whore of Babylon's snickerpoodle. The Whore demands it be forever chaste. She treats is like her Dorian Gray painting. Her profanities would be balanced out by it's modesty.
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He doesn't know this yet. Why do we? That is the illusion our minds project. We want to believe so much that there is will, intention, or a damned good reason for the shit world we
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Jack Deritta was adrift again. He let go of his last certainty ages ago and is still in doubt about when that is going to happen. The vagaries are looking peckish and he's the only
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as you are clearly a demon and not a ghost" Chino explained. Karen ate his soul, which tasted bland without the sauce, and left without leaving a tip.
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I took myself to task over my claim that I couldn't believe a particular something or other. "You didn't even try to believe it." I had me there."Fine." I tried and believed. Wish
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The Vatican Planet had invited E.J. Camacho, of Space Patrol to an audience with Pope Stephanie Solemnity. At their 1st meeting the Pope's robes couldn't hide her prodigious boner.
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Darn. I forgot the line about "you were owed something for the drinks you had bought. Or so you thought." I hope I remember it some lonely day. What? No soulful sax? Family Guy has
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"I'm Svengali and this is my audition tape: (Blondie "Dreaming" plays). When, you found me in the parking lot, You could tell I could not yea or naught, So you had your way. I was
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Weirdl, severe nun shoes on Sunday, which Cleo Patricia insists is "the lord's day" even if she is a pan-deist. "Yes, dear," I say wearily as I write yet another check to Prada.
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All the poisonings that happened after he told you to inject yourself with disinfectant cane as good news to the President. It told him people were ready to drink his Koolaid.
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The mini eldritch things bobbed up and down in the air, almost looking serene as they somehow gained on her car. Even when she floored it, they managed to match her speed.
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to twice their original size, which made me forget about thanking Mr. Dung Beetle, and instead fret about his freakishly large compound eyes. Oh well; at least he'd helped me prep
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And my inner voice was using its outdoor voice. My every thought was echoing against the lonely buildings of downtown, fully audible with the pandemic-induced lack of traffic.
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I'd go see Spasms of Lucidity! Didn't they open for Blue Clyde at the Hollywood Bowl last Labor Day? I had to miss it 'cos I was working, but I heard that SOL's lead bass player
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I recall it well, I was on my way, I had to stop for a spell and watch the sky turn grey, it was hotter than hell, my wipers shut down, the A C blew smoke, the radio made no sound.
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for a minute and then it started expanding. It started buzzing and whirring and smelling like the tears of the damned, and then of course my stupid cat ran into it.
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it heard this poem. Unfortunately, it also spun its blade at the same time, splashing blender tears on everybody present. Little-known fact: a blender's tears are highly corrosive.
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The idea being the combination of Helium and Creed Love in White causes women to get hornier than a Banana Slug on crack, but, at the same time, it makes men dumber than the POTUS.
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It is a little-known factoid that Amazon was actually started by the poisoned-dart-blowing Tagaeri people of the Amazon basin. My dart order from them was their 1 millionth order.
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dreams by sending him to prison for his assassination attempt. Feeling bad about this, Delores would send him a bar of Irish Spring every year on the anniversary of his arrest.