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Then he screamed at what he saw outside the window: A literal shit show. The shit circus was in town, on the green by the East Piss River. He dumped his cereal in the sink and ran
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a phat spliff, and on every puff of his self-entitlement, Director Czar thought up another dirty slur for his departed audience. The audience moved onto a midnight screening of
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their toques in a twist at the drop of a bagel. I'm Lt. Agumon Friday of the Food Police. There're a million dirty kitchens in the big city, and a million dirty thoughts in my head
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"I'm gonna buy it with my imaginary white supremacist bitcoin!" the kids say. Here, then. Here's some free bitcoins for you: $1 $1 $2 $4 $2 $3 $1 $2. There you go; it's all yours.
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"Shut up and get in the pie!" the robin screamed to the worms. "Margaret, Margaret!" cried the bluejay. "Ooohhhhhhhhhhhh!" The robin grabbed the rolling pin like it was a cudgel.
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your CV, whatever that is, but just as anyone can put anything on their resume, a resume can contain just about anything. Two sides of the same coin. "Puke and bother!" said the TV
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both. A baboon actor in a baboon suit," Mort explained. But Wally wasn't feeling up to task. He didn't want to catch some creepy evolutionary cesspit with a disturbing red anatomy.
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to drink all the coffee in the house. And four-year-olds do NOT need caffeine. Or food, water, or oxygen. Why, when I was four, Diana, I had to get by on my good looks and charm.
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And that was why Gerald decided to become an ice guy instead. But a leopard can't change its stripes, and he ended up just fighting criminals instead of being evil. Evil sucked.
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"Uh......huh?" Llyod awkwardly held the $20 bill, waiting for the cashier to take it. What's with people today? Strife, wounds, hot blood? All I want is my pizza. He took a breath
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It was amazing that he would become President of the United States. Actually, not that amazing. His upbringing pretty much fit the mold. Speaking of drunk tanks and rectums, have
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The problem with rice and llamas getting together, Igauna thought while driving, was that problems always followed. Especially during a non-moon of honey honeymoon. The car then
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sued a hearty:"Good show!" as my pee drenched his posh shag. Having fed me, the prof said:"Now's your turn to help" and led me to the attic, where a sign read: "Human Experiments".
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and I took the one less traveled, without actually knowing which one that was, and that has made all the vas differens. I don't know what that means. I read it in Reader's Digest.
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Usually that's a bit much for a first date, but beggars can't be choosers. Columbia loved her Meatloaf, but Meatloaf had eyes for another: Heathcliff. Columbia damned the hills for
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Lucifer never was big on education, leading by example, since it netted him the most damned souls. That and celebrities. But something was missing in Lucifer's life: Retirement.
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had it wrested from her grasp and Heimlich'd from her throat by the amateur marching band. Well, marching band. Her face puffed up and an ambuwulance was called.
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turns it into the police, but flying douchebag Dean Cain forces the gun back into Jim's hands. "Dean, why did you want to take the role as Superman?" Jim asks. "I'm an asshole!"
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"I mean, it was consensual Faunication between two adults," said Mr. Numnuts. Aslan hummed in thought. "Good point. Carry on!" He slipped his minotaur boyf the sandpaper tongue.
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Although, one cautions that while comedic value rises here, comprehension generally lowers. Oftentimes the two phenomenon are inextricably linked. Still, cracking great fun! By all