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, so he cut a small hole for the GoPro. He matched into the encampment and found the stash of paintballs. putting his cloak around them, he dashed back to his own team.
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art. Art with beautiful, terrible, power. Once they let go of the scripts, they could not pick them back up. instead, they improvised. Would it not be so evil to abandon the
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sandwiches with the purchase of an Octo-leg. Mr. Snooks couldn't let that go to waste. So he bought all the Octo-legs. This resulted in bad reviews from customers who wanted a leg,
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Christmas package." He opened it to find 4 cigarettes, a bar of chocolate, and a letter. The letter said, "Bro, like, it's war." He knew what that meant.
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wishy washy spooky scary pocky sticks are made for you and me. Jokes are fun unless they're mean because mean jokes are so mean. Don't be a bully unless you are bullying wishy
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She had no regard for how it would make him after forcing so much sugar. I dreaded having to return him to his mother after this. My wife is an insane narcissist. She would blame
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wouldn't admit fault for having left the machine running all weekend. We had 113,000 cat's eye marbles and the client only wanted 15,000. What made things worse was that the bins
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the standard double stretchy super pants instead. It was only a couple days later when I saw that the police apprehended a vigilante wearing them. Humphery spoke to the news camera
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form a contrast against her curved body and it captured so much attention that even Target picked it up and showcased it in the clothing section. Wait, it was only Target that took
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I immediately chose to advise this godlike ability. If I knew my ex would be going outside or if
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recital. Where was I? 28841978? No, shoot. He's so hot, I lost track. "Wrong" the judge said. This is embarrassing. I know 300 digits, but Prof. Corden probably thinks I'm an idiot
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l, I know we haven't always gotten along, but Benghazi sounds fun and I'd like you to come with me. We can skip my responsibilities as president and just chill at the hotel with
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He stared back at me. "Okay." After an awkward silence, I changed the subject. I don't think he believed me to be a vampire. "So, what's your favorite
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Non sono ancora stanco del lavoro. Ma sicuramente posso fare di più che temperare matite per il capo. Cosa fa con così tante matite appuntite e appuntite?
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clogging? The other clown staring at me --he knew I had lost. I cut myself free and crashed down to the floor. I was shirtless and everyone was laughing at me. Well, this was what
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He had to hurry. He biked across the intersection even though the light was red. He stopped at the ATM and fumbled for his body card. Then he exploded, cash expelling everywhere,
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"His name is John Cena!" shouted an announcer. The ceiling rose to reveal flashing lights and music. A huge wreslter jumped down into the stone cage with me. He extended his fist
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when tacos were on the mind. Yes, surely there are more than just two dimensions and there's a way for beyond such as ourselves to rotate and translate through them. Had the
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I hefted the weapon. The only way to know for sure was to test it on someone else. I put the Rodenterizer 5000 back on it's charger. Tonight is my date with Miss Laura and I can
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the girl with the promise of energy, she gave her a poisoned beverage. We can see the damage caused to her stomach in scan 32. The poison entered her blood stream and you can see