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by herself on the ottoman. Evonne sat down beside her and asked if she was having fun. Also wasted, she responded, "yeah, these people are fun, and I'm not--" "Not what?", she aske
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"It's derived from pork extracts." My brother said from behind my back. I put it back on the shelf. "The Crablin don't have a sufficiently refined taste to know the difference."
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Netflix and chill, especially with her autistic sensitivity to the discomfort it caused. That's when she decided the hair has to go. She gave her boyfriend a razor and he shaved it
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Resting. Lying on my bed thinking of
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called them by number. What was this? Had they really been dreaming, or was this just part of a long series of dimensional twists? The first walked to the desk. The receptionist
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candied apple I had sitting on my desk. I believe he was more happy about winning than actually eating it, but he quickly chomped down. He was the only student who seemed to truly
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and free stickers at the board shop. I got so many free stickers. After I said this in my mind you looked back into my eyes. "Are you ready?" Of course, I responded, now more inter
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addicted to obscurity, but simple math is all it takes half the time. I believe the military needs to employ better encryption if it wants to stay ahead of the Martians. Well, they
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furnace drew to a faint glow, and the rain continued softly in the background. With bellies full, the cats dozed off into wild dreams of
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Não importava na sua atitude, porque, na verdade, aquilo atormentava a sua mente. Como seria capaz de fornecer-lhes aquelas atitudes?
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over the car’s upholstery and floor mats. “I’m gonna charge you extra for that Jackson Pollock’s art you just did!” The driver angrily muttered as he drove me to my house. He
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to rub against because her human memory remembered that both authors wrote tragedies and wasn’t her own life tragic in itself as a reincarnated cat? Her own family name evokes the
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David threw the music box on the ground. The sound was a cacophony! The two animals from the top had been broken in half. The Christmas tree they were dancing around was shattered.
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went better with lots of coffee. On Maple Street, there was no need to wait for the monsters to show up. On Cucumber Avenue, things were a little cooler. The dancers assembled,
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-backed man whom we always called Santiago (but who was really Edmond de Varais, King of the Percherons) gave the all-eating monster a good talking-to and showed it what's what.
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i had been duped into performing like some carnival chicken. All my stories were dictated to me by my internal AI. An AI which still called home back on Mars. I tried to write some
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battles snowplows for the thrill of it. After renovating a new home for The Avengers Hawkeye retired. He spent his last days smelling a jar of his own farts and gazing out at
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Diiiiissaaaapooooiiiinted!!!! ...but he found a coupon for 20 percent of froyo . With a little jaunt in his step the gang soon arrived at
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The old man leaned back in his chair. "Of course," he preened. "Without a nugget or two, how am I do remember anything at all?" He
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"I am the emissary of my people," boomed the platypus. "You have been found... wanting." Before the librarian could speak, the windows burst with a wailing scream. "They are here."