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No, not really.
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That's my name. Well,it's actually Hullo, but the mondegreen caught on as mum summoned me across the village, so I'm Hello now. Imagine how confused I was as a child. "Hello!"s cau
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brain, which she left at the door, to then proceed to the combination Bar Mitzvah/Quinciniera/Baptism ceremony that would leave ANYONE's mouth hanging open, to follow up with
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&money isn't an issue. Oh, to pay the price of ill preparation! Humans scrape for pennies, often outside sources, when they don't get their way. They forget that joy starts in them
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the scolding hot sweat that ran down their backs seared their flesh to unrecognizable charcoal. even charcoal has feelings though, and you have to consider them when trying to
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public class Story { private boolean isFolded = true; void fold(String line) { story.add(line); return story.fold(); } ... okay, debug THAT, will ya.
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you salt the cod and bake it for an hour or so, it's the best fish you've ever tasted. My mom used to make salted codpieces all the time... wait, that's not what it is? Uh, whoops!
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And he said "Well, shucky darn!" And it got infected and he died. So much for that bulking up he just did. Oh well. So up in heaven, St. Peter said to him,
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out, into the light! We must become the defecators! We must resolve to evolve! NUHHH!" Flugh and the rest of the sewer germs sprayed up out of the toilet at City Hall, flowing
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They looked at each other. Astarte told the coach, "Seven games left, Coach. I guess we're going to ruin the team seven more times, at least." The coach bristled at the confession.
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the windmills. We ran down the road with abandon. I used a stick as a lance against the windmill. Steppenwolf put out his arms like wings. We didn't care when the rain caught us.
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e, now eat your haggis." I shook off Michael's arm. "I'll eat the haggis after we settle the matter," I said. mom had regained herself and glared at me. "Unbelivable," she said.
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a little time to push him back into his dimension before we'd have to kill him in ours. Cyber wolf wasn't making it easy with his antics though. His uzis never ran out of ammo.
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"Oh, will you now?" I asked slyly. "Idaho is such a powerful land. Can you do it Pharoah?" Pharoah glared at me with contempt. "Of course, you barbarian. I will conquer all!"
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they'd crash land on Guiness Island, then all would be delicious. Salty, crispy pig with a side of foamy bliss? Sign me up!
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A very expensive hobby . Each car costs 3 arms and a leg. Coke is cheaper but it adds up over time. Better to through obese people in the sea , the splash is just as satisfying and
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Living on this planet, maybe you should rethink your life?" They were right if course I started to think of ways I could eat pizza on other planets. First order of business was to
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"Hey there beautiful"a gay lizard on the ceiling was trying to flirt with me.I had to play along, i could see it was guarding all of the commas.he said his name was the comma cam
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Burn my stupid fake hand clean off. I lost it while trying to fetch a ping pong ball from a lizard lady. Anyway now I have a brighter torch and its my arm on fire. I didn't mind
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Pleasures of hop skipputy arse slap. A game my childhood friends and I would frequently play amongst the garbage on planet splenge. my BFF would sometimes shout "last to crank the