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, "You Enbombed me!" screamed the deceased ones that the previous folder jabbed an Umbrella etched with runs.
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to his nextdoor neighbor, Squidward.
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but he dove into the door, and Married such a wonderful wooden mmasterpiece.
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It was a good thing Elsa was on board the train. She single-breathedly got the train running. In fact, it ran so well that she had to stop breathing lest she send us into the
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themselves and all went off to the restrooms together, leaving me alone without any friends at all. So I sat there sulking, eating a bowl of potato chips and wishing I had been
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It's quite the *package*, if you know what I mean. Wink wink, nudge nudge." "Wow, when did it come?" "It came quickly! I didn't have to wait long at all." "Must have been hard to
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It was raining cats&dogs the day I was born.Ma suffered heavy bleeding in the delivery,so the docs wanted to delay the skin-to-skin contact.Ma wouldn't have it"Over my dead body!"
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well, that's a story for another time. I've gathered you all here today to discuss the next quarter's sales plan. We have to find Bedo. I mean, our goal is to increase Bedo. Er,
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watermelon salesman, who snorted and said, "You want me to WHAT?" He eyed the evacuated woman, wondering what could have caused such a strange malady, then asked, "What makes you
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the big red button. The gun had a button, not a trigger. It was big. And red. The gremlin army tried and tried to push that button, but the giant amalgamated finger just wasn't
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my truck wouldn't start and my mayonnaise had gone off and nobody wanted to walk in my shoes. I wanted desparately to find a way out of this country-western song, but
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I don't know what I'd do
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self-interactions are too risky (paradoxes abound). But one could leave a note. Surely, then, this paper under my desk is a note from myself. But why does it say
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sat in front of them with only 4 minutes left to complete them. The final question was garbled. A thick fog developed between them. They could hear seagulls and water lapping on an
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hpicks, but $50 could buy me a hell of a lot of toothpicks. I unwittingly returned to the store and purchased a pack of real toothpicks. I could have got 50 more dollars with my $5
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an airship. There wasn't a body of water for lightyears in any direction. "Perverts trying to balance the economy, what a joke," she mumbled as she took their tray. But thank God,
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Behind the scenes, the orangutans had derived a gibberish language (not unlike pig-latin) to feed to the scientists.
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-he other way, now deciding against all reason to be a kind, forgiving man, turn himself in to the police for all the fraud and incitement of violence. Oh, it was a nice dream. But
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desensitize me as a man.So in the shadows I sought my tool;it was her I found-a fall that makes me the fool.I didn't want to feel, but my heart in her grasp, love is now real. She
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Except, well, when it doesn't.