blew my whistle. He glanced back finally. Upon seeing the scary looking fin, he swam for the nearest buoy and climbed aboard. Billy bobbed bounced back and forth with the waves

" I did General pudding mouth & if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding, other than blood pudding.Fitting for someone named Custard, don't you think?" I laughed insan

ingers. That's how these fashionable jeans are so skin tight. Once the fingers are stretched the joints become the knees. Dracula was outraged no one cared Frankenstein was gettin

had such phantasmagoria lurked through the airs of the Earth! The First Church of The Sun preached its religion in constructions of deoxyribonucleic acid. They jerked when a voice

many nude bodies could fit in these serene hot waters. The saunas were packed with heavy heaving men in white towels. The thin men wen smashed into the narrow cracks between. It wa

if your ID didn't match your photo or was phony you incurred the wrath of the stinging cat scratches. People have let the cat population go semi-tamed for years in fear of this

phony who would say absolutely anything to part people and monkeys from their money and bananas. Only little Mona the monkey could see through Browning Shartz's trickery. She tried

Веселье близится, звучат фанфары, хлопушки, смех, баян, гитары! А мы, заботясь обо всех, готовим праздничный забег! Как только утро озарит столы и площади багрянцем,

ggy boatswain snatched me by the girdle and heaved me to the deck. "Thinkin' o' jumpin' ship, ay?" he said with a toothy grin, shoving the contract in my face. "Looks like yore

Swarm. The plan was simple--Gigi would fly into the nearest PetSmart and gather intel on a manager who was suspected of running a meth lab out of his office. Then Gigi would

All that matters is the horrid smell of putrid athlete's foot mixed with fresh doggy poo. An this is what I found my feet smelled like the day of my engagement party. My fiance

now brown cow...bird?" The other parakeets wisely did not interrupt. They waited for all catcalls to end before they flew toward an open window. The cat couldn't catch

Who had a sprained ankle. He was merely following a centuries old tradition. The Elizabethan banquet had six courses. The first was a rat's nest salad, so named after its tossed

Sir Osbert Limberger. He is unmistakeably staking out the cheese department. Sir William Gorgonzola is with him. Together they are unusable on pizza. Chef Paulinus was thrilled.

enance to match: the sorceror's naked face had no eyes. He cut one of his lines, fluid spurted out. He trained it where he didn't want to go, a silhouette of massive tectonite.

I have high aspirations, I want to become an elevator operator. I'll go at it with professionalism and eventually I'll be be at the Space Needle or the Burj Khalifa

drool cup's syphon which caught the stream of drool the image generated. Next was an eclair with butterscotch topping & whipped cream leaking out the sides. You know what I mean.

amused me to chop the air above the derelict figure holding a torch above the waves or chase taxibots among the shattered towers of Manhattan. But the loveboat was pregnant with my

l. I was sure he brought Alakazam here again. He loved to see me squirm when people found out I am a camel jockey. No not the insult kind the real deal riding racing fool.

t all. Audrey liked being the weird one. It made life more fun and interesting. She never went too far off into the wild unknown but she loved to make a statement and today's was