Too many years with her abusive papa had made Lila too desperate to care where her feet landed. She found herself at a Hollywood make up studio working under the table for a place

krakens & ship wrecks in the purple depths.The Falcon carried the secret message to a Monk of the imperial court. Capt.Smattering pretended not to here, but changed ships course to

That's my seat he leaned over looking me in the eye. I screamed inside. It was only my first day and I

The pigeon 500 was about to start. All the birds could hardly hold themselves still on the phone wires. Fast flash flappy was set to take the whole enchilada but ranked just under

all they saw was another high school student with a soft squish cream filled center. I stood my ground. The fact that you and the vice principal did n't like meant only that

wind & I see the face of my dead cat in my reflection on the window glass. Her tiny whiskers turn up into a smile. I will tell them all she purrs and, I wake in a cold sweat again.

they got those secret surprises into the tubs of lard. Unlike a cracker jack and cereal box lard could make things soggy. "Oh, What is the prize?" She thought. She pulled out

Seamus's large & in charge look was a smashing success. The folds of his flab made every drag queen & twin tween smile and wink. Or so he thought until he realized that behind him

Vending Kiosk 37A checked in from Mankato via its contraband IOT link. "I'm seeing things out here, bad things. Not just the canned-brain sales, but SomaPro SportShake customers."

All the elevators went to the same floor nowadays, and all doors opened to a room resembling his living room. My mum greeted me with jam sarnies. I was only gone for thre hours!

Then I will get a white cat to run my store. Fluffy can check the iIDs to make sure customers are of age. She loved to sniff all purchases and ring people up, using her paws.

And what better gift is there to give, after all, than the gift of a fold--or at least, a GOOD fold. Bad folds are like lumps of coal, with their derailed narratives and

The Eastern religions were correct when they said nothing is permanent. This is something I have found out first hand. Secondhand knowledge ix less valuabld by comparison. My mum

It was wearing her red shoes too! Unknown to her, a UFO appeared overhead and her ring boarded it. Where the UFO went is unknown, to this day. Her red shoes had to be replaced.

Not that it matters anymore but I was the guy that made the first Copy Cat. I was trying to print out a flyer for my girlfriend's dead cat, Mergotroid. Seven Jolt Colas later we

Ipped when she tried to force them open with holy tongs. These holy tongs were from a Buddhist temple and made from gold. She was rescued by the High Priestess herself. Patti Smith

Y who grabbed sandwiches from tourists and ate them. Nothing stopped me, not even glass windows. I knew how to turn the key in the door, having fingers like humans and copying them

Spoiled rotten bureaucrats have rats in their bureaus which resist the poison left there. It gets used as hoisin sauce thus poisoning the rats who hate any food with MSG. Messages

About John Bull and Uncle Sam having arguments over dinner." It was 2063 and Dr. Dugong knew how ro cure the headaches his patient was having. Det. Mnatee agreed that medicine

They fall into a wormhole; their tailing Thugs in tow. We witness each other's journey through a glass blown tunnel of smallish options. Careening cloud of kumquat custard, hex me!