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The judge threw the book at me that day. I was carted off to Alcatraz, the Rock, where I planned my escape. Plotting ever day, watching the guards, watching the water, looking at
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ad knowing Phyllis would never take my hand in Marriage. So I was left with Glandia and her drug addiction. I started to crave those sugary pixie sticks by the nose full.
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The reindeer running away from the corrupt regime of North Siberia. They flocked to Santa's liberal policy and lacked border control.
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the super rad Monkeys from Planet 9. When they arrive on Earth posed to
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"Why me," asked Cinderella reeking of purity." "Or me," chimed in Paul the Baptist also reeking of purity. "The two of you reek of purity. Once Satheimmer the Ventriloquist smells
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about it? "Yes and he insists that they stopped producing that model in 1979 due to errant behavior. THey kept becoming sentient." "That doesn't help us at all." It's what I found
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he finished it off with a large dollop of mayonnaise. Where did he find it? And when? He put the top slice of bread on his version of a Dagwood. Except for the olive garnish. Heads
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Just to be sure I ate a fifth finger. I wasn't squeamish about it. I didn't know they were fingers when I bought them at the Quikmart and ate, now, 5. They were delicious. I think
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found himself wanting to eat eyeballs in butter over toast. Sourdough. He searched the kitchen for a toaster. Should I cook the eye, he wondered. But when he looked for the eye, it
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three million cans of ostrich, a ruby sword, and an emerald pickaxe. the minute i began my quest, i suddenly realized
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So he went and got him a blanket. Which he draped over him in the recliner. "The Father is not my father. He is my uncle and a defrocked priest. The effect was that he was free to
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Hanging up, Alain pondered what Ezra had just told him. A third player was always possible but not one this far into the plan. Did they know in Langley? He should have asked Ezra.
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ancer coughed emitting a grey smoke when he exhaled. His cough sounded sepulchral. His cough startled the white rabbit who dropped his watch. THe wiener car came out of the tunnel.
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A six foot tall inflatable love doll from the Love Doll™ Company of Omaha, NE. It said so on the large box she came in. He wanted to surprise his wife with a new partner. Plus he
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Mikolaj spent most of his day at the park watching the ducks on the pond. He rarely gave a thought to being the last survivor of the Royal Calump Empire. Or that he had an ex-wife.
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For me, that meant my old man would be home tonight. My friends and I were going to hang out in my room. not now. He doesn't care for my friends. The Wing being back meant that the
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the hornet came to frighten the two love birds away from their meal. The ants had their choosing of delicate sweets as the man and women left behind their lunch. The humans ran to
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Guy Fawkes infiltrate the sewer under the building. The bill wasn't going to die on the floor but in the House. Carting a wheelbarrow of C4, and fireworks, he wanted to take his
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Big foot was very territorial and challenged Bubbles to a dance off in front of the Elves. Winner take all to the last one dancing. Bubbles the crazy clown had some great moves.
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really happened. They tried to lay low waiting for the insurance money but the police were investigating. The police cornered the couple at an opioid den by the bridge.