had far-reaching, manifold ramifications in multiple aspects of distant, wide ranging and unrelated phenomenon never before documented by highly trained observers dedicated to

"There you are, finally." I slowly sneaked to him. In that final moment, he suddenly turned around but I was still hiding in the dark. "Be patient, I will have my revenge". The doo

I hope that pun doesn't come out of the oven half-baked like the last one.

"Really?" I said, "Death Express will surpass Funeral Express with this expansion of their whatsit-business-lingo-stuff." The hanging body nodded. The macabrely decorated festival

that Dimitri had shaved off his handlebar mustache. He was nothing without that mustache. I trudged on towards my usual spot. I really needed a drink, that was the only way I would

History is just a his story. The story was created without publishing the author's name. We only know him through

lick it back. We started licking each others until I realized someone was calling me. I looked around but I didn't see anyone.

open the border! It shook everything in as 2000 mile radius. The largest earthquake ever recorded and then in a swell of ocean waters, the trees were gone, the developers too.

In the end though, humans do what they must and for me, I had to turn to animalistic ways. At the time it happened naturally, but now in hindsight I think how did this happen?

Whatever they called it there it was. Right in your face. Yeah, I guess those were wings and yes they looked dead. From your vantage, they should call it Swampgas Breath. No man, j

250 hours of Facebook." The hoard gasped. "Take him away," commanded the Internet. He sat upon his throne of servers and brooded. He still didn't have access to 4 billion people.

beside me. He's wearing a steel grey sharkskin suit and what look like brand new L.L. Bean penny loafers. I had just seen them in the catalogue today and had myself thought about

nana. He hurried inside, knowing full well how impatient the witch could be. "Come clean my oven, Alfred dear." She watched him expectantly, oven hatch ready for him to enter.

One day, someone told her about the treasure and the riddle of Amatus which challenged hundreds of brilliant minds. She was blind and maybe that was her gift

Woman take Thag's rock and throw it off cliff. That Thag's favorite rock! Thag kick woman and leap over cliff after rock. Thag flying! Thag flying!!!! Thag hitting ground hard.

-nother swig from the bottle of rubbing alcohol. My dumpster fire of a life had reached it's zenith. I could see it in my son's disappointed eyes. Tears began forming in the corner

passed over me, nearly bringing me to tears. "Maybe you should eat some bananas Judy." I snarled before wiggling my nose. A banana slithered out of Judy's big mouth, then another,

Because the m00m became a giant ball of cheese. And soon every french person sent expeditions to harvest that specimen of a cheese. It was a mix or guyere, mozarella, and ricotta.

Ronnie Gaitano had a marketing idea to rescue his Pizzeria from the its demise as prophesied by the gypsy: Solar Eclipse Pizza! It was dark, it had cheese on it just like the moon

"Is Chuck Norris still alive? Is he still doing those Oxyclean commercials?" I mulled over this thought before realizing with dread that Chuck was in fact not the oxyclean spokespe