I can't remember if I have ever mentioned before that funny thing about memory. It is like looking up memory's kilt just to see what the glen looks like. You know you will forget t

It was whispered in those places where whispers were whispered that eating the rind of the giant wall would grant you free franchise licence for a Mustard Hut in a single location.

cometti sculpture. Tall & even thinner than before Slim's skeletal frame a part of the NYC skyline. He carried tiny Luna Ray in his overlong grasp, while drones circled

Have you, or a loved one, been harmed by strange people wanting to give you hugs? The law firm of Goodfeel and Seamonkey are here to get you the compensation you deserve.

The lamb sauce glared back at me before beginning its sad tale. Once it had been a happy lamb, sproinking about on a grassy meadow with the warm sun on its wool. Then a dark

Y0U W0ULD N0T BELIEvE YoUr eYeS. IF 10 MiLLioN FiReFliEs LIT uP ThE WoRlD aS I fELl aSLEEP

I like jelly beans.

I picked the best person EVER

Stinky the skunk got sick of those predators. Coyotes... and those annoying Rattus Norvegicus. Legends say that stinky the skunk wasnt always super stinky. He travelled to Onion mo

-oney. It was obvious. I mean, she's Taylor Swift. It hurt that I wasnt the only one, but I do care for her. But Icant stand the idea of being featured in another teen angst song.

Everything was on the table that bright summer day. That was not on the table. I know I said everything but not that. That is not in the cards either, so look elsewhere. No fishing

Twix chocolate bars rules u n00bs

It was a lovely star. Quiet, calm and gentle. I tried to talk the Star, Fantasm... but it was just gas. I look at myself and see a figure in white. I needed to bring light back to

There once was a man called Blaze Fighter, as a lover, he was a biter, in went in to munch, but his spine said "Crunch", his victim turned out to be a big hairy spider. He threw it

I wrote my name, not a hex, on her head. I filled my pockets with flaxseed. I threw my cares to the winds. I spit their returns into the past/future. In short, I was judgmental.

Her smile reminded me of a piquant tautology, so I hugged my man purse closer to my heart. I had not been deemed worthy of learning that particular tautology. So why did I recogniz

"Will I ever be a father", I asked the gypsy woman. She then told me about the aliens abducting me and Gigi Ha did to produce humans for their human zoo. I would be the father of g

As their skiff sailed over the Muret Plateau, Aubrek Eridani suddenly declared, "I want a life of noodles and spice!" His robochef Valante was of thirteen minds about that request.

The perp took the perpetration as a perk of being a perp but he would be damned if he was gonna let them cast aspersions at his lice. They didn't ask to be like that but lice they

yes, contrary to popular belief, many of them do have minds. If you doubted it, you would be dead wrong. They think of truly intriguing things during brainstorming sessions