straight laced atmosphere. The strippers removed their overcoats, sweaters... but were otherwise fully dressed. "Pole Dance" meant the girl was from Poland. The only drinks allowed

-d, stronger, faster, more efficient. The moon chunks that had hit the aforementioned states caused total destruction. The west was a post-apocalyptic nightmare. Why did we blow up

The Queen was blossoming fat and happy. The only downside was the beans gave her horrible green gas. Filling the hive with noxious fumes, the drones abandoned the hive. The Queen

Rebbie was at the "Star Wars All Night Marathon." Rebbie had recently been showing a new interest in Yoda, and wasn't taking the Rocky Horror Picture Show seriously anymore. Maybe

be around here somewhere." The hunt was on. The guy with the pink ribbon with a tiny key on his finger turned the place upside down in the search for the missing padlock. He found

"You just barely passed the training for the suicide hotline, didn't you?" Hanna finally replied. "Well there's no need to insult me, is there? I mean unless you find it helpful

I didn't mind the straight jacket so much, as long as I could dictate my 'Memoirs of a Spuh-dink Spuh-dink' to my private secretary Viola (who was actually a man who ate rats).

other horrible lies. My hamster isnt a cheat, he don't roll that way, he don't need to. Just because he has 127 kids with 12 different lady hamsters doesnt prove anything

crowd hooted and hollered. Everyone seemed to be aroused but him. He ordered a shot of bourbon, a shot of whiskey and 1 beer. If he was going to sit through zombie strippers he

The room was closing in on me. i had to think fast. the air was stale and the smell of sulfur filled my nostrils. I felt like i was falling, dizzy, disoriented. Where was i? who

Email 4/10. Yes she does! Wonder Woman is my favorite super hero. Batman is cool, and superman is cool, but tonight, im stealing that outfit out of my mom's closet. Meet @4@ SBUX!

The coast shouldn't be eroding as much as the fractal showed. if my math was correct, and the algorithms were working in tandem, then Florida had about 13 hour until it broke off

t, anyway? It was probably Marsha. She's always messing with me in my sleep. She thinks its just hilarious to ruin a perfect nights sleep with her shenanigans.

My arms had been replaced with giant pulsating tenticals that writhed violently. My tongue felt row after row of razor sharp, cracked teeth. I burped, and green ooze

to nope on out of that conversation. But it turned out everyone at the soirée was having a similar conversation. Tad Worthington was attempting to define what a butt plugypus was w

good day and I would also like to remind you that giants can be gentle when they want to be. Sizism is a major problem in this country. Tell them to put that in my elegy at my fune

make Rapunzel jealous. This man has to be fresh and new. And he must condition. What good is long hair when it's all knotted up? I need someone better

Curses the guy to high heaven, but she knows she won't stop going there. After all he did save her life once. And she enjoys his company. She reminds him of her big brother, who

Baby girl you have to suck, latch on and drink all the milk you can. Doctor says you're malnourished. And I won't let you die, my second beautiful daughter, I won't let you meet th

tell them their future. Some say yes. I always tell them they will get run over by a car. Then I run them over with my car. I am the most successful fortune teller in the tristate