their droppings. In fact, in certain countries they are a delicacy often served with maggot-filled couscous. You also don't have to spend exorbitant amounts of money on grooming

MoldingStory. The idea sounds like nonsense. Who would want to replace such a perfect website with a website where you could build anything you want... Now that you think about it.

when my heart's not in it. Things just haven't been the same since my wife left me for an independently wealthy ombudsman with a fabulous mustache. Critter hunting is about all I

ay he glowered at anyone who met his eyes and growled when someone dared to be occupying a spot he wanted to sweep with the metal detector. The 2 handed sword grip was suspicious

baby who revealed to her all the secrets of the world and extolled the virtues of infinity. She began to observe the world through her mind's eye not passing judgement- just being.

ded jeans upon which we wrote the facts of the case." Det Manatee pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose as he continued to the young officer. "Mr. and Mrs. Deville are newly

I make my living concocting potions and selling them to Hollywood wannabe movie stars like Tinsley Indigo-Taylor, Peyton-Ursula "Sage" Stewart-Young and Alayna Scott Swann.

-urt building just because your forefathers built yurts. Just change universes and you can find another career. If you hover over a universe you will be able to see what it has in

-s apologizing in song for not having the correct change. The Sunglass Hut executives were not at all amused by God's overtures and threatened to sue Him. In court, God asked the

for freshly fried sinner, of which there seemed to be an unending supply. "Goo' boy, Al," little Lucifer said as he patted his unholy head, "Now spit them out so we can refry them.

I love/Hate when in anticipation of getting out of bed I do a full body stretch and I overcome by sense of calm that I don't now want to move & lose it but I still need to get up.

Pumas (jungle cat stand up comedians from Austria) decided to put on a one night only comedy festival to raise money for the poor doomed humans. The venue was booked, the date set,

Lolita's next stop was the Folger's factory where she traded in the glass container and it's contents for a sizable tin of cheap disgusting Folger's Coffee. Just the worst coffee.

reality tunnel? Of course it doesn't since "M" is merely a symbol and is not conscious. If you induce yourself into an unconscious state you cannot experience any form

trendsetters that they were, would have fainted at the sight of such a ghastly accessory. I however only had to wear it for a fortnight and then the money would be mine.

Independence Day Picnic in the Park, Nothing brought nothing. Helene's wedding, Nothing brought nothing. Potluck Paducah Days to raise money for the Swan Nose cancer, Nothing broug

Suddenly, his past/future self appeared alongside him. "Stay away from/leave Black Betty," he will say/said. "She is going to/has already brought you pain and embarassment."

ll pill that we all ingested altered the cells in our prefrontal cortex enhancing our cognitive, emotional and behavioral functioning. The children of the atom and the children of

where I revived you after you were decapitated by an Inquisitor & his sanctified blade. You were using the name Chronothir. You were 3rd revive of my careeer. But you say that was

I came back to warn you of the shades & the halfmen. They've been put under the question. None of them has been right since. Look for their eyes to go inward & that's your only cha