Though I was a bit unsure how much envy was a good thing. Their stomachs surely envied my iron stomach's capacity for food tolerances. They all looked green with envy.

with the singing and the fluffy fluffiness of feathers... Bah! Too cute for me not to squeeze the bird to death. And I did just that.

"...from another dimension. If you don't we'll have to brainwash you again." the Agent threatened. The Agent sighed, why'd he have to get this dumb job as a Matrix program?

Running around, faster than anyone could think. That would be a great super power, the boy thought, as he scrawled drawings on his quiz paper.

what he wanted to do. Something fun an exciting and new. Like chasing a cat or making a new dog friend.

Heads are rolling Mother Kali. Heads are rolling. With a slippery slide and a rut tut tootin, side kick, side kick, reach. repeat across the bleachers to the field house and across

He lashed at the piano like a thrown aside lover, then he tickled, then he licked. Then he had to go back into the day room with the other patients. But his piano. His piano had a

I had to start another story to try to catch your story on the next rotation of the wheel of Time & Space. I felt like we were deep in an Oregon forest reminiscing about chipped be

Your stomach knows that this is the right decision but it isn't your stomach that you have to convince. It's your spleen.

Your mistake, Loomis, is that you think that because you and he can move back and forth and sideways through space and time that you can understand each other's heart. Oh, you know

The Raj is inside visiting his wives and must not be disturbed for any reason. You two eunuchs must guard this 2nd of 17 gates. You must challenge everyone who comes in or out.

The punks were going to do it and we couldn't stop them as they qualified on all the requirements. If we raised the alarm now we'd just come off as fellow travelers, at best. Punks

"It doesn't feel like Tuesday." He licked his finger & held it up in the breeze. He sniffed it. "Yeah, smells like a Tuesday." He fucked a nearby tree. "That felt like Tuesday."

The judges waited for Susannah to collect herself. The High Justice finally rapped his gavel. "The witness will answer the question asked by the Bench. Was it too kawaii for you?"

I had hoped it would not be so but the signs were all there that when I got to Porcupine Station I was going to find another walled off city. That made going in tonight too iffy.

shit. You ain't ever gonna see any of that money. MySpace was your idea, dog. But you ain't getting a bone from it. Dat boi needs know that you don't appreciate the position he has

just dat boi. The boy who turned his own father against our Great Emperor. A boy that exerted uncounted power to turn our greatest paladin into to killing his own cherished Master.

I sent the moods. They went where they went, not where they were sent. I sent some emotions to catch them. They scattered into the neighborhoods of your cookie cutter town. I sent

I understand that but right now? Really? Don't get me wrong. I am not opposed to a tryst but I don't think it is that smart to hook up with a Spartan right in the middle of battle.

I'm not sure if this will help. It might be too late to defuse the device but I still got her phone number. I count that a win.