Capt. Emo, I need you to take me and my team ten thousand leagues into your unconscious to find a world that time forgot, find it, and then get what we got to the man on the moon.

Bro was crazy but he was crazy right. Right up until he trepanned himself with an electric drill while taking a bath. I keep his head on the table. Make a wish into the trepan hole

"Unq, unq, hey Butthead, somebody just said butthole in la cabeza de tu hermano loco." "You're right Beavis but shut up. I'm singing my dolphin through the Pillars of Hercules."

This is madness in your face

Pool. Those little fairies and leperchauns were there! They were eating my back yard veggies and american BBQ. Except that one vegan fairy but still... they needed to return home b

Ptito juv ma soiseh steh/usteh ptih hintus sistoina. Ptito juv ma soiseh steh/usteh ptih hintus sistoina.

"I left my money back on Atlantix with your mothers. I told them I would be kicking your ass today above the planet fixture. They send their greetings & think you're a putz."

Nothing happened, again.

I thought I saw the imperial clouds on the march this morning. They are standing still just now. They are different than yesterday's. They were sleeker and better equipped. Sneaky.

judiging from the size, it must have been a Japanese varietal slightly gone to seed with a longish thorny stem. I reached for the rubber mallet & gave myself two more bonks

But when I reach out to you, human to human I can feel that your skin is scaly and that you have a tendency to bite when touched. I wonder if you might like to join my Freak Show.

-tch that couldn't be scratched because her plastic back-scratcher had fallen behind the seat of her math-challenged Kia Soul. As Susan drove fitfully to the dollar store to

". Just then the president of the United States rammed down the door and started pouring the Mrs. Butterworth's Enlarging Syrup all over his hands, which grew to a normal size

As I waited for the hangman to finish with his duties I helped myself to his pickle juice. I imagine the pickles themselves had already been eaten. I hunted out a tin of sardines.

Everybody knows that being in love is hard. Loving a girl who is blue and only one foot tall makes it harder. Most people thought I was a freak with a doll or robot. A pervert to

did, or we might have been able to save the band. Now we had bigger problems. Our uncle was in a coma, but if he ever awoke he would have a hunger to devour all of humanity. We

at the behest of my dear wife, who was one of those who devoted herself fully to nonexistence. Alas, I could not let go of Being so purely, so I found myself often existing at sea,

BlastedHeath, AKA Salome, rolled her chair away from the computer. Had John the Baptist found her at last? What did he want with her? She picked up the Screaming Skull. "Skull, how

As humans expand throughout the galaxy, our greatest challenge has been communication. Many alien languages have syntax and grammar incomprehensible to us. Consider the NeeEra!o!o

and teeth gleaming. He lifted a hand, and all the people on the beach were lifted in the air and thrown screaming into the ocean. "Stop!" she shouted, but he ignored her. She knew