certainly the most disorganized person inside my mind. The other persons in it are really sticklers for routine & order but without me the writing this body does would be boring

Whats a christmas cookie?

7 was testing the time gene in the wilderness when he had to pee. He went behind a tree to pee. His pee smelled like warm oatmeal. The smell activated the time gene and suddenly he

huba huba in the stuba, stoopen Tubby with a loofa. Are you a poofa? Smorgas is bored as a swedish chimney flue. Wanna sweep it too? Everyone was like "Tied a knot? What a crock!"

I looked at the packaging, suspicious of the long acronym S O U R D O U G H. Sure enough in small print after the ingredients I found out it stood for Silane Ortho Uridinylated Rum

to be told? A place like this swarms with strange characters and their stories stranger still. Being normal - I define that as being like me - I ask, "Can a normal story be told?"

. Errm... do you know what is in a chicken nugget?

I had finally finished my ending. The butler would do it until he was satisfied that it was sure to escape orbit.

wound up in the CEO's presentation to the board the very next morning. "...and that's my plan to solve this fiasco." (Yeah, that's it. Take all the credit for MY ideas! IDIOT!)

He told me that first day but I didn't listen. "Every moment you have to decide where to leave your heart." If anybody knew the truth of that it would have been him and, now, me.

I got to get away from me; if only in my dreams. I don't even realize that I already know that the invocation that I am humming won't work again me because I am the one who put it

Inside, Mack the Knife was playing cards with the hitchhiker that they had picked up in the middle of a man hunt. He mentioned something about protecting him from the local yokels.

One day, when the Bright was high in the sky, there was a little mermaid sitting on a rock just outside an underwater cave nightclub called The Fish's Fashion. The bright light pla

I hoped it wasn't too late, again. That last time she had walked out of my life for 13 years. I couldn't let that happen again. I know that she is expecting that & on that count I

Dmedios works in the Infernal Legal Department at the main branch in downtown Hell. He commutes in everyday from out near limbo. He is keenly aware that demonic contract law has re

I like how I throw around words like soul and love as if they meant something. What does the moment mean? What does any of IT mean? Does it even need to mean something? Who would

limited scope but a demigod nonetheless, that he would know what he was getting himself into going into the Lion's Den. Nobody expected to see Charon in an adult book store but the

The swagger entered first followed closely by meander. His eyes darted around casually, not giving away what they saw or sought, maybe hoped to find. The words lost their meaning.

Her addiction for him has led her to singing about it set to a pleasant old world melody. A simple one. Slowed down around their pants around their ankles and trying to run through

To see it bubbling was to see it's soul. We were raised rightly so we always averted out eyes at the first sign it was about to bubble. Jebediah just had to look one time & got his