Something was bubbling up through the solid cement floor. Eggmen were rolling around distributing funk with the help of Foxy Brown & her new partner, Encyclopedia Brown, now an adu

Dammit, this was the last straw. I had bought the Good Housekeeping app in order to keep up with all the articles without messing up my house with paper, but now I was ready to

his former best pal from HS, the charismatic Chickenhead III. "Pigfeet Jr. seems to be ready for the Transformation" he wrote, albeit somewhat tentatively, "Hurray and get the

As was my courage. I finally made a move on my doctor. "Yeah...lower blood pressure..." and she responded immediately with a melt-my-brain passionate kiss. Thanks, Foldingstory!

stuffed animals were harmed during production, in case anyone asks, although Tabitha the tiger and Wilmer the wildebeast did feel funny sitting so close to Bobo the clown.

paradise where we were free to be our little selves. I was determined that Toto and I would never go back to that Kansas Hell-hole again and anchored our house to a magic mountain.

until sunrise and you'll awaken, and this dream will be over," said Eleanor's bunny-faced wife, "and my face will be normal and I'll go back to work at the canning plant." But

Being the wuss he was, General Grevious sent the ultimate droidika. He was not armed with weapons... but with hot juicy burgers. The two Jedi would surrender for those calories. It

As a princess she felt entitled to when suddenly however she wanted. Sometimes she even when suddenly very slowly just to accentuate that she could. The Forbidden Creek didn't begr

But ugly and stupid as she was, Queen Geraldine had one key advantage: a mean left hook. You wouldn't think the ability to punch would help a monarch, but Geraldine used it to

too narrow, and curves in all the right places. Just what I liked in a boulevard. "Hey there, baby" I said, sidling up to her. "Going my way?" Her beautiful asphalt eyes turned to

cried Billy Batson. A bolt of lightning struck him, and he was magically transformed into CAPTAIN MARVEL! "Now, it's time to help Batman put a stop to the Joker once and for all!"

which was a problem, since the Blood Goddess had taken over Great Britain just to eat all their blood pudding. Jade and the Filth Goddess would have to hope Ireland had some. I got

To recap, Jolene was mean, with a tail far from bald. So when she told the Barber of Sandoz to 'trim it', he SHOULD have realized he wasn't meant to cut the tail itself. "YOOOWW!!"

I am complete. I am excited but apprehensive. Will my visions play out? "Must write the future." Jeane Clare called over the baguette boy, showed him some thigh & sent him to find

We will decide to keep it close and quiet. You will look across the room at the porcelain rooster stuck behind the hutch in the kitchen. It will look familiar to you. You will cry.

The stinger I've not yet mentioned chose that moment to trumpet out it's feelings about nocturnal missions in the dark. She is still hung up on that full moon mission 3 years ago.

I've reached the point in my life where looking toward the future is not that difficult of a task.

the local aquarium to bring in more customers. Blasted Heath actually enjoyed being in the tank. His soft pink matter floated gently in the current. Normal brains couldn't enjoy

"Abadaa deep deep deep deedle doo doo, I wanna walk like you, talk like you-