to this lament. Consequence as when when the world was new a certain nymph asked a certain vow all things except one. The one she wanted to hear it from the most. She didn't & she

A vow to an illusion is only valid if the illusion outlives the vow. I would be dead in 13 minutes & 8 seconds. The last thing I will hear is my Jelly Bellys spilling across wet ca

arcane magics being used inside which we are oathbound not to interfere with for fear that our powers could be subverted. I knew now that was a lie but I kept my vow. Not all did.

I remember talk about the dookie. I remember some laughed at the dookie. The dookie laughed at them. It got to them putting up their dukes; Ellington for him & Of Earl for dookie.

Just because you never had your cattle house broken you can't expect the rest of us just leave these cow pies where you left them and not charge you an arm and a leg for us to get

I had to tender my agency card. Henceforth, I did only what was ordained. I forgot and God forgot. We both locked it away in our overgrown wood shack out back under the Wisps of

I had planned on calling my autobiography "DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS?: The lives of Futique Custer" but I have just now decided it should be WHO COINED COINED? I don't know why

I woke up in the present day, in my apartment, on my couch with the bleeding whip marks on my back. I was wearing a field hand's clothes. The world today smelled so much deader tho

The octopus was big, monstrous even. It killed them both with its flame breath and they ended up in the afterlife. Squidward was mortified. He was dead.

The existence of columns was never questioned. You had matter, you had columns. What is there to question? Their motives, perhaps, yes maybe. Yes. Columns have motives? What a time

I carry a memory with me. A moment when a pretty girl at a party smiled across the room at Cedric Schtuffel, the heir apparent of House Schfuffel. The smile was full of knives & sc

built on mountains of fake news. Real, earthy, dense masses that could support the weight of airplanes, cargo, people and jet fuel.. But now the sinkhole of fake news was there for

"But he's here!" shouted the blind man with a gun; "I have his tweets!" He read, "Life on Mars Bars

Were held in the Daleys' home ward of Bridgeport. Daley 1 and 2 were actively campaigning abs ultimately were father and son mayors, hugely popular. Trump was promoted to board

Hrengor the Beholder decided on the spot to go an visit this young poet in his cell; to see if the deprivation had colored his view of things. It turned out to be Holden Caulfield.

The possibility of a Custer existing at all was minuscule but his also being a Plutonian was unimaginable. But Anselm of Io, has shown that it had to be Pluto. It broke the rules t

teaching her the rules of Whist. The secret Monk of Rebellion Olaf Karshan waited for a provident opportunity to introduce himself to Amelia Grandor in the tea car. It turns out sh

his intestines that she had harvested from him during the Serenity 3 uprising 3 years ago. She liked it when her foretelling helped her out for a change. With that, she controlled

The psychiatrist was distributed around the room in bloody chunks before he could turn the light switch. "Much appreciated, my shadow," said Clarence. "People can be so divisive

A Flemish flower with a flame sword flashed faster and a tulip lies headless in the garden. A hush runs through the crowd. The King's box is empty. The Prince of Tulips is dead and