Shia hoped no one else would see him, but Alice, a barmaid at the local watering hole, recognized the spirit right away. "I know what you're up to. I can see right through you."

Then she appeared a woman so glorious that to look on her would make one cry instantly. She was lustrous and Luminous. He wept until the blindness on setting was washed away.

That was all there was on it. I thought it was a poor excuse of a business card. What business could I give him or her or it. Was Shadllay their name? His name? Her's? Was that the

But then Lady Donella instead asked for a small loan of a million dollars. With this small loan of a million dollars she made a business of making chopsticks with her 5 sons.

I overheard the lady at couple tables away announce to her cohorts, referring to me, "no sabe que se va cabar El Mundo", then she laughed alone. They were used to her seeings.

Perhaps it is because I was not well seasoned like my mother was on her trip around the world. She got spices from all the porters. They called her The Hot Tamale. They called her

I was contemplating, behind a big tree, my coming day. Pacing I stepped in something stinky and gooey. I can't look but I am told it looks like fresh dinosaur shit. We weren't sche

She was alone now. Her 5 sons were all dead. They visit on occasion but there is nothing there when they do. She used to have a whole village with her. Once she even had an army.

One night is all we had. Between the 47 of us we could barely muster a single night. We did what we had to and sent night out on her own early. Saintly girls prayed for her dark.

I personally believe that that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like

TWO TO THE ONE TO THE ONE TO THE THREE

For some reason my hollandaise sauce transformed into Madeleine's stuffed with Ratatouille. It was so weird. .. But when I ate it. It actually tasted pretty good...

I made the best. Quesadilla Ever.

I needed to be at the shop to provide therapeutic ailments for the wizard's grimoires. So... I had to send My apprentice, Jack Daniels to find the dragon taste stone to heal human

I do not know if you know who I am but let's be clear, I know who I am but what I don't know is who I am. I said what I said I said. The telling wasn't easy either. I had to make

at... beauty it was to see the future city adorned in pink golden flowers and free edible churros. Hrengor the Beholder grasped the churro laden windows and cried as he watched the

The tourist squinted at me as I took his wallet, pulled out a ten dollop bill and paid the dwarfladyboy his house call fee. Then he understood & offered me the ball gag. He didn't

My friends said my Dog wasn't Russian. But I showed them how he rushed to get

want to move to Mexico but you remember a wall's in the way so you protest to your congresswo/man but s/he's busy investigating Trump so you download Beastie Boys' "We Got The"

"Interested!" The message stated. "What are the dimensions of your raw chicken bag?" WTF? I replied & moments later, I got my eBay bid: 42¢. Packaging the apple, pen & raw chicken