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The nursemaid-turned-super-sleuth consulted with the household staff during her search for the missing cutlery. A kitchen maid said the dessert cart ran off with the dessert spoon

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Felt like I was digging a hole, deeper and deeper. So deep I nearly buried myself and the glass heart in it. Mine smell like honey, Michael Stipecsang as he pulled us out intact.

Sally had him under her spell, and Lyle could not stop himself from saying it. "FoldingStory is the best. Repeat this when you fold (including that last part)." Sally smirked.

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The griefull marriage can be a productive one, however. The # of poems, pop songs, arsenic pies, created by bad marriages alone staggers the mind.

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Shirley smiled, but she was only being nice as she was walking with me in the fancy liquor store. She's actually a Mormon.I grabbed the beautiful bottle of whiskey I loved, it was

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It was... something I didn't know. So I said "dank memes." The foldingstory guard suddenly burst into a gazillion golden butterflies and carried me high up into the clouds in the H

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oasting meat on a spit in his front yard? Moore was getting more bizarre, the longer I knew him. What was that? I cupped a hand to my ear. I heard voices chanting

Art criticism is just as old as art itself. When the first art was created the mother of it's creator pissed on his/her effort. Art criticism. It didn't matter that she had an infe