The wind flew at her slowly. She even accused it of being a breeze. Even from her that still stung but her I would forgive. I always would. She knew that too but had promised not t

Early. Before even Killer Doge. Interference in prophecy at this scale meant the Arcane Guilds were crossing covenants to be working together. The High Priestess sent for a novice

Unfortunately, commercials were on a timer, so the "April fools" disclaimer was cut off by ads. But the people of Earth took the asteroid news with an "Eat, Drink, and Be Merry" at

y application for your permission? The game of life is played with real lives, but this is no game, and I'm not playing. Shuffle and cut. Is this your card? I walked away. Things t

But that is interesting that you brought that up because, as far as we can tell, that is only one of a hand few of events that always happened whether you ever existed or not.

He did, however, wake up a tabla rasa, again. He worked out the senses quickly. Boundaries were still in flux. What was Touch and what was sound? Pleasure came up quickly as well.

Wife #5 just rolled her eyes & said "You're credit limit is pegged on the platinum card. I bought a Lamborghini." Dr. Drinkingstein's clone said "Are we done playing Doctor, Dr.?"

I am trying to give nothing away but the truth might as well smooth the path that lies before me. That path will be dead to me. I will spit every time I hear it's name and twice on

Not shuffling papers agrees with your complexion as does that mote. It is a huge blind spot preventing you from seeing the real you and how complicit. The end of the line bears no

Listing possible album names for our new hit mixtape due to drop in June.

Ok Jenkins, you are free to go. I apologize that you had to spend 3 days in the drunk tank for a misfiled case file. You were misfiled as a duck. Anyway just pay the J Walking tic

SPOT ECHELON: 1, Veronica 2, Betty. 3, Archie. 4, Jughead. 5, Reggie. Clydesdale enjoyed his first day as the new 2nd assistant mop boy at the Pornorama over on Collingwood near

I'm not your Oompa Loompa/ I'm not your Oompa Loompa/ and I'm not your Oompa Oompa Oompa hoe! What you see as interest is far from applause where I stand. Judgement, even.

Totally foreshadowed by the shadow on the wall in the 4th fold. I know you went back there just now and finally noticed it. Now you think you know where we will end up in the last.

Kicked Romulus & Remus to the curb, went around the corner & collected her friend Bessie, the she goat who weened R. Kelly off of borscht. Together, wolf & goat, are up to the task

The gentle, yet pungent aroma of the rosemary overcame them, the lovers of white sheets, almost as if by magic. They doffed their sheets, unfettered now, into the dark clouds.

to become partner in my firm. It was just me at my firm so you'd think I would've had the inside info. Gramma always said though that you never knew what was around the corner. I

Know that there was a wild tiger in the buffet kitchen. How it got there is a complete mystery but it was currently having a grand old time chomping down on the pot roast.

remodulation, where you are given reformatted drugs in small doses that start to give you a high but end up cleaning out your colon and send electroshocks through your system.

I had known it was coming. I waited. "Damn it!" he uncocked the pistol. "Go on get outta here." If only I hadn't turned his pa in for selling women in to slavery, but it had to be