-ferential around my neck, just like my father, the auto mechanic, did. I can see me wearing timing belt suspenders and spark plugs as cufflinks, just as he did. People laughed at

-loads of models to follow me around at all times as I slather myself with oleo. Is that too much to ask? Have I not done enough good in my life to deserve this? Can't I have gold

the first line as the last please. Topic? Continuation. But here is the in between bits. Bard lived in a snail shell. He was human but only 1/4" tall. He dreams of power and love.

, rolled it in his secret recipe flour and lowered the pigeon into a deep fat fryer to appease the gods. "It's finger-lickin' good," said the gods, "you shall be rewarded, Harlan."

Ng sized bed. Mom & my 3 other sisters would share that while I & my other sister would sleep outside in the rain on our motorcycles. My sister turned her bike over & made a room.

e Vroopbloop was firm in his ruling: "There's no excuse for littering outer space." He absentmindedly chucked a beer can out his orbiting chamber's window. "I sentence the Voyager

The second album by The Wolves, Jump Boldly Impala, would prove fatal for the band inspite of being followed up by two more albums, Pulsing Final Moments and Missing Open Throat.

Abstract: Planet of Blip vs Voyager 1; the facts, as agreed to by all parties. Voyager 1 was a Space Probe launched by USA, a sub-entity of Planet Earth in the Sol System. 3631 yea

I was nervous about how we let the living together situation of Susha & the head of St. John the Baptist hanging just a while ago. I was hoping you might flesh out the details for

had Eggnog McMcMakersMark and all was better. After that he started add libbing the McD's lunch crew lunches. Who wanted to eat the same industrial puckburgers daily? He flipped

on fire!" shrieked Sir Gadabout. "Good Lord!" said Sir Pugsly, "I ordered it medium rare!" Robin Hood put his hands on his hips and laughed so hard he wet his tights. King Arthur

don't you sigh.../ One of these mornings you're gonna rise up toasty / There'll be tulips, ad the grass'll be green/ But 'til that morning, gotta bundle up tightly / with frost on

We fought back to back, backed up to the back of a bookstore. Our backup didn't show, so we had to back away slowly before sprinting back to base. That was the last time we backed

their car into the concrete barrier. They considered changing their band's name to the Crashes but quickly rejected the idea. Anyways, Daniel was just inches from the peanut butter

left with no other alternative but to blast her way out. I'd be too busy with my ferret love to dig her out of the collapsed tunnel, and she was running out of air. Mildred found a

poured from the vehicle like clowns from a clown car, waving their breasts and blonde hair. "Are you being serious?" Martha griped from her automated wheelchair. "What kind of

-r Uranimus didn't understand that I was a vegetarian and in danger of eating my spinach heart out. "I can't water it, Doctor Uranimus," I said, "I want it to be my salad!"

m to be uncle to Tony Soprano then Uncle Junior, and nobody was as crotchety as Uncle Charlie--But the luckiest uncle was Uncle Joe because of all the petticoats he got to fondle.

his way merrily skipping and whistling--quite frankly, I believe it was The Girl From Ipanema, but, then, again, it could've been Jumpin' Jack Flash, and told him to not do crack.

were starving but kept their manners. They knew it was uncouth to eat off the floor like a dog. Not even a delicious looking butter pie. I pondered briefly to my shame of allowing