swerved into our lane. Sukamo fell off our pyramid and through the mazda's sun roof. We five pedaled after him on our one bike. During Jakarata rush hour, we'd be late for school.

And I coward in the corner suspicious of his telepathic abilities. He was hostile though only mentally. He sent he obscene messages psychically. She shivered and scooched toward

The little cubs huddled in a muddle as they heard the banging thing come closer. "I'm scared," said Nuzzles. "I'm hungry," said Cuddles. So they decided to trick the banging thing

u can't even imagine how infrequently someone shares the end of the rainbow...even after they have bent over to capture a moment of the leprechaun's lucky charm...a charm he seldom

dizzy from the zero gravity until they arrived at planet Xenolite. They landed and set up camp. The solar windows began to howl and Mitch for cover.

It sold suits for women and heels for men. you could get spanex and speedos but best of all Mary could get her mother the best birthday present ever, the Italian man.

Oh the Puns death could be so punny, "A ghost rides an elevator to lift his spirits." But the distasteful reviews at the comedy club wasn't helping my career. I packed my hearse an

"If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys. I read a book on gravity. I couldn't put it down." The strip club wriggled with laughter but Mo didn't he pulled a gun

-bor had thrown out, but it gave the cookies an offensive odor. I tried putting the dough in the dryer, which would have worked if I had taken out my sneakers, first. Let's face it

one day a little boy was crying, he was so sad his mum died he loved his mum to much and he ran away. He ran as fast as he could he ran to...

sewing machine, and knitted a sweater out of poison ivy. Then I sent the sweater to the final foe, and waited for about three days. Afterwards, I went over and collected the trophy

just add up the ad and pair the pears until you get tired of homonyms and change out your writing for acronyms and S.W.A.T. the issues away

self in grape jelly and showing them how to lick like a pro. Just then the Archbishop walked in and exercised Ms. Succubus. The girls were sent to counseling with Dr. Goodfeel

said "Seriously? You are the Dragon of doom and you donT know that terrorizing villagers is pas..passy..passA..." Then I burped "scuseme..I think I might be stoned.."

h huge, grandiose ASL moves. Show, off thought Jenna. This was essentially why she had dropped her pursuit of an ASL degree, and changed her major to

she isn't the genius in this twosome. We don't want her to know she's - Narf! - a crazy person...oh heck! It was the Narf! that gave me away right?

. The excuse definitely sounded better in his head than when he said it out loud. His captors simply stared at him like he was a howling were-beast. He wiped the blood off

ON THE FIRST DAY OFF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME 1 PENGUIN PONY ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRIS MAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME 1 penguin pony 2 cricket tickets

socks on the floor, & my dog's farts. Notice from the electric co. in mail- pay your bills or else. Angry visit from landlord. Time to go on my 16th job interview this week, at the

Her hand was quivering, her breath was short and shallow as she reached down and brought this - her last resort - to her mouth. As it entered, she began to taste it for the first