that the sun had been setting for what seemed like, somehow, too long. Had the days been getting longer all ready? There was no way of being certain, and even if there were

She used a chocolate toffee broom to fly over and pick up her beau, Willy Wonka, and take him to an orgy of mangoes and heart-shaped badonkadonks at a bar called the Rusty Pentacle

Soft supple caresses were the touch of a mother on her sweet permanently sleeping newborn's cheek. For give me for giving you the dying gene.

but no hamster would get these luxuries. The best Snuffles got was a silver wheel and nuts on china.He cried and in the middle of the night snuck off with Pinky and the Brain.

: "It's for the torchlight procession." I laughed heartily, but not she. Later, all donned hooded red robes printed with horned beasts & marched. To cheer the Devils at Prudential?

bone. Now this hurt will be buried inside like bones in the backyard. I like bones, being a dog and all. I know what you're thinking, but yes, cats and dogs can live together.

she used to play with her voodoo dolls. The city life held many fascinations but none compared to the secret thrill of cursing an evil person. Amanda had come here in search of new

The yogi and Abraham ran headlong into the wild dart guns at the ready. Their minds on Rhino preservation. The poachers were too close to the black rhino."You aim for the front man

singing debaclely about his many feats,mostly bedding some girthy chamber maid or boring some dullard politician. I hated the Blue Ball Prince. I would become the Red Ball Prince!

Since we can't edit our typos and mistakes that we make between moments in our busy lives, they lay bare before the all of Folding Story's Motley Crew. But dagum it we love it here

were lots of vines hanging and some sort of whirling purple mist that might have been covering a pool of water. The boy leaned over the edge of the misty cloud to see if he could

her plucked pigeon Smooze wearing sunglasses and a sombrero. I captioned it " A poor Mexican's Thanksgiving." My daughter text me back "LOL" Then she called bawling mom I didn't

"Oh but I do." He clammed his clammy hands together in excitement, grabbed the can of Cheese Whiz and moved in for the cheesy thrill of it all. "Please don't do it, I am begging yo

Intent? Josie thought. Is that like when I want to have tea but then the person says no and I try to force it down there throat? or is it the other thing where I send out emails?

were off on drug adventures. They abandon me at the age of 2 to brother Magillicutty. He had the classic monk bald head and woolen robe. He made me wear them too even to high schoo

Bird jealousy was real and she was uber jealous of Floxy and Squawker. She felt Nona's pain. She collaborated with the ex-lover to plot the best revenge ever. Feathers fluffed and

discontinued the medication & saw his doctor. "Sorry, Kodi." said Dr. Plutz "Those instructions work only if you get SOME of the symptoms- not all of them. You got 2 days to live."

her nose. With the last of her snot gone, Doris said: "There, Harold, we can escape now." She slid aside a poster of Beyonce, exposing a long tunnel lined with neon lights, 7/11's,

So they moved into a cardboard box on the pavement in front of the stationers. It was reasonably roomy, but Ursula found it hard to manage to type while Gudrun was attending to hi

fancy fluffy pets from averting their eyes. Fifi and Muffy would spin chasing their tails with jealousy at Lil' Pekar's the naked mole rat's nudity. Many fainted from the glory!