remade, as tempting an idea as it was when it was originally conceived. There could be only one Me. My handyman bots Mofo and Bobo carried out the remains. Nadine and Osho watched

She was the electric knitter and her claim to fame was curling yarn into the most amazing yarn art. Sculptures of five headed hydras and broken wing angels came from her knitting.

Newly weds, this was shock to Raymond. "Minerva?!" He called out in shock. " Meant to tell you my lower half is serpentine." I thought the reason you used a wheelchair was because

I had a whole ecosystem worked out. It was perfect. A place for everything and everything in it's place. I even had a space for entropy. That entropy entered my memory and I forgot

I could not help it but sometime after the 13th hour of the Regional Chewing Finals I fell asleep. The last event I can remember was the 3rd Bleu Cheese Chew when Tony's bleu was

He had hairy knuckles and long arms with a sloped forehead and big feet. Not to be confused with big foot, he could do math and dance the tango but honestly he looked like Lurch.

just give me all your dollars, cents, rupis, yen and... Hey wait where are you going?!" Nat looked at the greasy vendor of phony tickets to Disneyland. "I'm going to Six Flags!"

. No I love bats, baseball bats, vampire bats, fruit bats and even dingbats. That's why I would never besmirch Batman. In fact I am Batman. ... In my dreams, of course. It's legit!

This is why I avoided the meaning of life questions, preferring instead to ask what meaning can I add to life. What purpose can I give another. I ran around altruistically do good.

& so it happened,as I said it would, but then I also said I'd say that and so I did. But this was never about me anyway. Was it? When I asked myself for the answers, who but me cou

turned me in for starting the great fire of 1910. Three million acres gone just because I have an explosive hot head. I thought the flamingos were my friends but they were really r

Olmstead was currently reading Alice Bailey's book on the rituals of initiation. He underlined in green ink and realised why only Book Book store stocked her numerous volumes.

like anchovy caviar on salt pork...or is it saltpeter?" Of course he knew if there was even a trace of saltpeter inside a booger shot out of his arse that it was Guinness Nitro IPA

a parkinson's patient with his legs blown off at the knees." I sobbed even more. "Father that is horrible and a mean thing to say to your own son." Alocadas laughed. "Your my secon

It is a fact, as factual as a fact can be factual; I'm neither a politician nor a journalist. It is a fact that twigs and berries and strawberry creams are always in my dreams!

Beth was born blind. When the doctors removed the bandages all that she had fealt before with her fingers, nose and ears was visible. It was ugly! The world was ugly and disgusting

set in motion. Wiggling worm people related to leeches danced about singing in high pitch voices only dogs could hear, tunes that sound like whistle while you work. It was all terr

they all piss their pants. It's funny! It's also true." These rednecks eyed Lawrence up and down, tanking him for a city slicker. Little did they know he was once a survival expert

have discovered the fountain of youth and bathed in the glittering gold dust from El Dorado. It happening I tell you. "Here sir take your pill... no no the blue one, not the red!"

crowd would cheer appreciatively at Squiggles' good-humored antics, with the beheaded bodies making a special effort to join in the clapping. For his next waggish act, he poked out