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The answer was out there alright but it eluded my best efforts. I needed to call in an expert to guide me to the end I warranted. With the frivolity of Youth I threw away the time.

Trump was the Prince That Had Been Promised. The cow had been fertilizing the land of the Trumplovers. But they didn't understand. They saw it as an insult for some reason. The cow

RIght without lights. The EMT glanced both ways. She hated T-intersections. With a heavy sigh, she blasted the lights and the siren and drove straight forward off the road.

Mission Control's reply was lost in radio chatter. Taylor Swift was dating again. Try our AI enhanced suppositories in several flavored scents. That was the last transmission from

fondling her date during Beetlejuice, "Do you know who I am? I'm going to call the mayor about this" "Sadly, I do know who you are but I have a duty to be courteous despite my mys

keep my eyes open for an opportunity. Somehow it was wallace & grommit that cinched it in my mind. Vickie Carr wasn't panning out. What did that have to do with me and why the gun?

down a sluice and into a martini glass with a frosty glean. We didn't care what the source was. We drew straws to see who would drink it first. I won. But I balked at the last

"No, no no. I can't have another turbulent Soul on my books. They can Save you somewhere else," said Pigman Carruthers ripping his short hairs out. "Try up the road in Whoville."

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Of course, his job concealed this fact which he often exclaimed loudly during math classes at the private girls' school where he worked. Convenient.

And hope they bury their heads in the sand, rather than their sharp beaks into your own soft flesh.

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He used his stalking of Daisy's ex-boyfriend as his alibi. He claimed he thought the guy would look good on a meat cleaver. He couldn't be murdering his neighbors if he was stalkin

either end of the notion had a point. Joy didn't quite know what that meant. She thought it had something to do with her argument. Were they now giving tautologies their own talksh

of that old man in the park, they were very greasy and left my fur nasty. Back then, so&so reproached me that I should be more clean, but it wasn't my fault. I'm glad he's dead now