trumpet that sounds REALLY loud. I love to get my ears pierced by those, and what could be better than a cute girl delivering those sounds. I kneeled and prayed, and Jesus heard me

the last time we met, how are you doing, guys?" She hugged them without noticing that they weren't Justin and Josh. Instead, they were two private investigators in the middle of a

host, Steve Buscemi, made a toast to the idea of making a real life battle royale, and the Bilderbergs held their glasses up high while cheering and laughing. Comrade Cameron

Even though Sysyphus was completely unable to move the Navel, he felt happy because he had the hope that one day he was going to be able to move it, and that sole fact kept him

five people that were doing the show with him froze when they realized about Charles vital status. But the show must go on, so they tossed his body to the air, improvising a number

de la vuelta empezaron a danzar. Todo un espectáculo, típico de Argentina. Me uní a ellos y con plumas rosadas volando alrededor, bailamos hasta la puesta del sol, no sin antes

very catastrophic. She pulled out, entered the Kroger Marketplace and bought a bottle of white wine. What she didn't know is that that wine was magical, and it opened a portal to

I promised myself that I was going to have my revenge glow-up on her, so I started training, but a man called Ash kidnapped me. He forced me into fighting against Agumon, but I

, so we started to act like adults and pay taxes, do laundry, make a minimum wage and cry while nobody was around. We enjoyed it because we met a dealer, and he sold us some weed.

shake it until it explodes?". The scientists agreed and together, joining forces with that demon, shaked the machinery. Instead of exploding, it turned the gravity upside down and

Trying to get rid of these tough and unanswerable questions, I turned into a bat and started flying towards the moon, recreating that scene from E.T. Maybe I am out of this planet,

pulled off to buy more cheese. The driver was hungry, and they didn't want to wait until the next gas station, so they just bought it from a suspicious looking woman on the road.

mean to, but it fell off her purse and when I reached it to give it back to her, it entered my body through my chest, and it stayed with me forever. I'm sure one day I'll be able

the frustration and redemption started to blur my eyes. but i knew it was not the right time to retaliate. i needed to play a fool for at least another fortnight.

would be more conducive to their off planet mining interests and practices when it came to any indigenous peoples they might find on that new planet. The PreRegistry ore ran well

funeral cards as soon as they cleared any background checks they had already authorized by following this story past the first two lines. I left the drive through mortician with my

my tears aroused his manhood. I could feel it against my thigh. Then I cried out, "Cut. Cut out the cameras. I didn't sign up to be in that kind of story."

Until one day, a Thursday, They did show a semblance of remorse. And a fine semblance it was too. Convinced the masses. But not one man, Jack Friday, who saw through the semblance.

nobody there at the open door. Whence came that knocking? "It's coming from inside the house," yelled the blonde dame in the spotlight. A girl that never felt the hot seat. I image

The cow sat down to chew the cud for a while. It was a typical night on the ranch since they had killed the people that used to live in the big house. Then on the adjacent farms.