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we've soundproofed every cubicle! no more walk-in freezer runs; you can howl in anguish from the comfort of your office without disrupting anyone's productivity.
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I've tossed a few magic beans towards Earth, we'll see how you like that.
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come on a he says loudly, erupting the ground below me. I fall to my feet and
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If skndbdsk
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seemed like a joke, but Dolly Parton could see a slight glimmer in Barry's eyes. Was that, a tear? She had seen plenty of men cry at the casino before, but never Mr Manilow.
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I cannot believe their police force stops working during monsoon season every year; its basically the purge during that time. It's typical that I stumbled across a dead body during
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ays awake anyway. See, I'm nocturnal. One of the few perks of the accident is that I have plenty free time for moon-gazing. I guess I'm lucky in a way
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I am MORTIFIED. Mrs Butterfield just sighs and give me a quick wink. "Don't worry about the table, love. Its a hazard that comes with the butter-churning life." I rush to my feet
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reset my hologram and update it with nose #34? TEN DAYS? So I am supposed to just float around until then, exposing my nostrils to the ether?! No wonder I have no joy, look at what
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He slurped the liquid, hammers bashing against the door. "Would you like T?" they offered. "Sure, I love tea" he whispered hoping the forces outside couldn't hear. "No, T, not tea
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by spreading the rumour that the moon was actually a hologram! Big Dairy crumbled from the lack of cheese sales and press, and instead ABBA Spotify listens skyrocketed. She was so
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we danced in the night or chased the clouds away. Its all a bit of a blur - oops! But the best hangover cure is
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Instead, I faked a laugh and tried to provide a flamboyant Bruno Mars pun to ease the awkward situation
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Otherwise, the text would surely be classed as the greatest erotica of all time. However, the reviewers heavily penalised it meaning
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A startling crash in the distance, we all gazed toward the mysterious sound still oblivious to the fact the silence was broken and now the consequences shall occur
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It hasn't had a history of cannibalism. By the looks of this facade
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I don't like anime, so I'm not going to explain
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Don't worry, I will promise you won't you to jail like her but otherwise you shall live like a queen
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I think my mom is in coma because of this situation.
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only to discover his clone. I ran a search on the vibe to see what a clone of Smythe would get me. It wasn't nothing but it wasn't worth the bother. A dead clone was worth a new