to a promised land. His audience was in tears. Then we heard him getting shot by Security for rapping while white. That quota had been met. The Grey Line had the in with the Blue

autistic man to be my surgeon. Why did I need a surgeon? Did I hit myself with something harder than my head? Was there such a thing? I asked to see the autistic man's credentials.

idea. Lets pickup a real person." Wednesday Addams took that to be the way Wednesday Weld expressed sargasm. Sargasm was a new interest of Wednesday Addams. She'd never noticed it.

Their 101st death raised them into a higher echelon. Their reincarnation was now a matter of cosmic importance. Having learned you 101 lessons you were now ready to be an avatar of

knowing who's side he was on which then got everybody wondering the same thing. There goes group cohesion. They surely would have Code Red him faster than something you can imagine

Tahini looked up from wiping the bar. She saw the King of All Peanuts barreling across the Snort Shop in a beeline at her. She put out another stack of napkins at the bar. The King

round and go back the way it had come. The driver sighed and gave her a look but she pretended not to notice, becoming increasing engrossed in a small package from her bag.

There once was a barrister who lost a shoe on the way to the Bailey. If that wasn't enough, he didn't know which shoe he had lost? When he looked on the left foot, it was shod. Whe

It didn't matter to him. As long as one part of him was in love with the person thought, then so was he. "I can dress my person thought in strange arrays & call him Cecil," said Po

I looked over at Angus. He had heard me before so he wasn't a concern. He pointed upstairs. He was telling me that I was good. Nobody else had heard me. "If you can't take the xray

for Paris what pig wrestling was for Hazzard County. These flame dancers even had their own Duke boys. They were both real dukes. Duke Luke and Duke Beau had met in Ibiza snorkling

been told she would have to give up everything. She just never figured that included her faith. Ms. Abernathy kissed her ankh & threw it in the fire. Amanda began the gloom exorcis

It isn't like me and mustard. Even bad mustard is good mustard. More so, as there is no such thing as bad mustard, ergo, a big juicy kalamata dipped in a coarse ground mustard. Who

Why would woab do that to us? Why would she keep mentioning olives when she knows we can't get any good ones out here in the sticks. I just remembered we have an olive grove about

ldn't clean up properly and would just leave a mess all over the carpet. Damn florescent lamp powder. I cursed to myself and poured a coffee. It was time to buy a new one.

like what a home might feel like. He didn’t know because he’d never had a home. He stepped into the welcoming darkness. Once inside he realized he’d been duped. The darkness only

If I get a job, I'll have money. I can't get no job because I'm knot a high skool gradooate. I guess I'll hang on the corner with my homies. Something will come up. While I wait,

aren’t going to believe it…” It took me a second to mix the picture and sound; everything was a bit hazy. “A woman with a nylon over her face took the Ferrari and the 200k,”

A hush fell over the interview room and the faces of the hiring staff turned white. The company boss turned to me & hissed:"You like…TURTLES!?" It turns out when he fought in Iraq

Without pulling any punches—which is challenging when you don’t have any arms—it would be extremely good of you (enormously respectable) if you wouldn’t disrupt the flow of my tale