I guess being the anointed one can fuck with your mind sometimes. All that responsibility of being you but in a form that somehow doesn't feel like you, to meet their idea of you.

The Bowels of Hell sounds like a nice romantic comedy staring Drew Barrymore and Zak Efron, but both about 12 years younger playing teens today. I bet the soundtrack is filled with

You could be ranting about us every day atop your soap box in the park near the big fountain and we wouldn't bother with you. But once a secret left you lips, we will hound you to

That was a conceit I knew how I got here. Its the same way in, all the time. It might take a different name but it was a fire that needed to find its other fire. Same difference.

I felt like Lucy crushing chocolate noodles under my feet inside a large vat as creme puffs kept falling on my head from the conveyor belt above me. How did I get in this story?

This guy was my dad the way my mom always described him to me. Only my dad's name wasn't Harold. Harold also said he wasn't my dad. "I'm sorry kid." I was twenty-three. My father d

I found mom's Instagram account. It used to be a big social network back in the day. From the signs of it, my mom got in when their shine was wearing off. Anyway, she used to date

The same way we were still required to maintain a seedbank and a closed bioshere even though we had the technology to replicate all of them by fiat with one word of code.

I really don't know why they hire us on these old retrofits. They didn't even use the technology we rated for. I guess they just did it to conform with the licensing requirements.

I think finding out that he had a real past as a human has done something screwy to Robocop's wiring. His circuits smell like he is thinking revenge for the 428 Terran years he was

It seems like Robocop has always been there. 428 Terran years, i just looked it up. It's weird to find out today that he started out as a human man. Teacher says he also had a name

This was the problem with Cage. Every time we raised the constraints he raised how much it was going to cost us the next time he was constrained. It just kept getting higher. We're

Cage has been threatening to reveal his illegal space alien status to the world if the world doesn't keep giving him high paying movie roles. The Dept. of SSNCA, knew he wasn't blu

I got up & shambled off towards the cave. The shaman was shouting all kinds of things about me & the night They had left me. I now knew there was a They. I might not be alone in

"He is the stony elk in us all", the shaman told them after burning a bit of the hair on my head. It felt like more than a bit but the Ayahuasca kept waving me off towards the cave

One should ask Omar Peck why the laws of Nature don't apply to him? Why is he so fly?

Only those who know where it came from of for what reason knew both the answers to just two of the mysteries that was Omar Peck, inventor of the steigle device. He is also the only

Nobody is sure what the true limits are on the Card. Those who bear it are never seen. They don't even rate a recognition other than The Card. To follow them was to follow The Card

He thought he was buying thyme. Anyway, I got his membership card. Its the VIP Special. That is basically carte blanche inside the Compton Country Club. He's not going to report it

He told me we were going for the gusto. I said OK. It turns out we had ideas of what the gusto meant. He thought it meant thrill seeking and I thought it meant enjoyment. Funerals