I felt he was assuming an intimacy I didn't see. Still, I wasn't about to bring it up while he still had his hand in my rectum. "Cleared. Enjoy your time on Alpha Centauri," he sn

Forget the answers! The very questions they were asking blew the minds of those best able to understand them. The Debacle of Debate, as it came to be known, went right to the root

A Glass is Always Full guy met a perfectly spherical chicken in a vacuum and they made beautiful sine wave heavy melodies that transcribed the Square from the Circle. The questions

"Look at your hair, its silver. Nobody these days lets their hair go silver." Nigel was right but I wasn't about to let him goad me into another fight. "Have your vows taken your

At Bechtel Spacestation I learned, first hand, that they were still fining people for aging. They claimed that I had kept apace with my time, whatever that means. I was convicted

from the Blue Igloo Ice Cream Palour d' excellence over on Wisteria Avenue. He also got barred from their other location on Xylon Street but Carl knew they had been shut down. The

I first landed on 62F in 342.12.23. I was on my way to a bitstorm in the jo'eri quadrant. I had arrived during their third winter since landing 23 Terran years before. They were lo

but she stopped me when I tried to sharpie on some moles & wrinkles. "What am I doing?" I thought. "I know this isn't my son... do I love it like its mine or keep drawing on it?"

The mook took the rook and shook it. Something was inside of it. The mook removed the thin felt from the bottom and found a tiny note inside. The mook had found it. The killings st

I've been working at making breakfast for the past 5 hours. Getting the mushrooms took the longest but even there it didn't have to. I've been trying to reconcile my feelings about

so that it seemed like the building tipped with the weight of their gaze. It all fell upon me and Big Betty. Who stood up. In a panic, I proffered my mini-donuts. The OA meeting re

I guess I was never curious about Curious George. That is why I completely missed the connection in the last story. I saw the hatted man differently, to my shame. I gave him no ben

McTavit's stole. George explained to onlookers that the stole had stolen his stole. The Man in the Yellow Hat made a note but made no move to save old Mrs. McTavit's stole from the

to address his own creator, TarotGuy. Unfortunately, he got me and I didn't let him. The lumps in his brother's noggin burst up through his hair and raised his hat. Phil, aged 14,

I was inspecting the periwinkle ramona's CD, CYBERNETIC LYMPH SISTER, that this bloeu was selling on ePlanet. The new virtual modulators really gave me a pretty good indication it

Going over the minutes from last week's meeting, I noticed we spent a lot of time over a truncated word end. We didn't really decide which response was best. Supply the missing let

My cousin was driving when I pointed out a cloud formation that looked like a missile launch. I saw the missile POV and the next thing I knew I was riding in a spaceship with a stu

Head in Assery Achievement Award, the most minor award this nation can bestow on people without money or influence. Its winners often find themselves raised to the highest offices.

Who am I to judge me? I use my own yardstick. My yardstick. it leans whichever way I place it.

It is true. I can’t raise a finger. To pull the trigger. I’m just lazy like that.